Jack Schitt  

crazylady20072 45F
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5/24/2006 4:15 pm
Jack Schitt


The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response
when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be
able
to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6
children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school
dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later
married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to
hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The
couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood
subsequently
married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens
children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned
from
his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to
differ.
You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!

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