A Funny...  

cravinblkdick 46F
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10/20/2005 6:28 am

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A Funny...

Bless me father
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.? I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?" Yes,
Father, it is. And, who was the woman you were with?
I can't be tellin' you, Father.? I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now.? Was it Brenda O'Malley?
I cannot say
Was it Patricia Kelly?
I'll never tell.? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Kathleen Morgan
My lips are sealed.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest signs in frustration.? "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy
Shaughnessy, and I admire that.But you've sinned and you must
You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you
now." Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"
Three month's vacation and five good leads.

rm_itsboogie 42M
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10/20/2005 11:02 am

love this blog, but wish it was me.

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