WHAT NOT TO CALL YOUR DOG  

rm_cozmicangel 54M
2370 posts
9/11/2006 8:58 am

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10/13/2006 6:11 pm

WHAT NOT TO CALL YOUR DOG

EVERYBODY WHO HAS A DOG CALLS HIM ROVER OR REX. I CALL MINE SEXNOW SEX HAS BEEN VERY EMBARRASSING TO MEWHEN I WENT TO THE CITY HALL TO RENEW HIS DOG LICENCE, I TOLD THE CLERK I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LICENCE FOR SEX.
HE SAID "ID LIKE TO HAVE ONE TOO!"
THEN I SAID "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, IVE HAD SEX SINCE I WAS NINE YEARS OLD"
HE SAID"YOU MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE A KID!
WHEN I GOT MARRIED AND WENT ON HONEYMOON, I TOOK THE DOG WITH ME, I TOLD THE MOTELCLERK THAT I WANTED A ROOM FOR MY WIFE AND ME AND A SPECIAL ROOM FOR SEX
HE SAID THAT EVERY ROOM WAS FOR SEX
I SAID "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, SEX KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT"
THE CLERK SAID, "ME TO!"
ONE DAY I ENTERED SEX IN A CONTEST BUT BEFORE THE COMPETITION BEGAN, THE DOG RAN AWAY.
ANOTHER CONTESTANT ASKED ME WHY I WAS JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AROUND. I TOLD HIM THAT I HAD PLANNED TO HAVE SEX IN THE CONTEST
HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD BE SELLING MY OWN TICKETS.
I SAID "BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, I HAD HOPED TO HAVE SEX ON THE TV
HE CALLED ME A SHOWOFF
WHEN MY WIFE AND I SEPERATED, WE WENT TO COURT TO FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF THE DOG. I SAID "YOUR HONOUR, I HAD SEX BEFORE I WAS MARRIED"
HE SAID "ME TOO"
THEN I TOLD HIM THAT AFTER I WAS MARRIED, SEX LEFT ME
HE SAID, "ME TO."
LAST NIGHT SEX RAN OFF AGAIN, I SPENT HOURS LOOKING AROUND TOWN FOR HIM. A COP CAME TO ME
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THIS ALLY AT FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING
I SAID "IM LOOKING FOR SEX"
MY CASE COMES UP ON FRI

INSERT: MY TWO DOGS I TRAINED IN THE SA AIRFORCE. 1982-1984. RINGO(left) AND FIRES(right))



florallei 100F

9/13/2006 7:05 pm

Gosh this is so hilarious...Yeah I agree don't name your dog sex...mine is Pumpkin Pie,

hugs,
flo


rm_cozmicangel replies on 9/14/2006 10:19 am:
LOLLOLLOL
SORRY,.............. ONLY A BUNNY
HAVE A cRaZyoNe
mAdBrAd

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