Gonna Be A Bear  

cougarirish 46F
110 posts
4/2/2006 3:18 pm
Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I want to come back as a bear. When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernatem you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!





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