Dear Wife Letter With Return  

cougarirish 46F
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7/4/2006 7:22 pm
Dear Wife Letter With Return

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your
secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with
your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the
same situation, although with one small difference ~
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18 ~ Therefore, I will not be back before lunch time tomorrow.

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