A song & useless women  

complexlysimple 35M
894 posts
8/4/2006 4:52 pm

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A song & useless women

I had a song going through my head all day -a new creation... and if I weren't hungry at the moment I'd share it....

I'm not going to sing for my supper when I can go make my own.

Which reminds me why are guys so generous to say women are good for three things?

Cooking, cleaning, and children... the three C's

Haven't met too many younger women that are that great at cooking ...if they even know how ...and if their cooking doesn't stand up to mine it makes it rather pointless....

Same thing with cleaning ...my place is clean enough at the moment ..and when it's not I'll go buy a vaccum and think about cleaning...

As for children.. hmmm, sounds like work and money , so not the best idea at the moment...

Kind makes the 'fairer' sex fairly useless ...unless they decide to be reasonable company...

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
8/4/2006 6:02 pm

OMFG! You're in trouble now MISTER!

complexlysimple replies on 8/5/2006 6:26 am:
well, if this this is all the flak I catch ...then I'd say 'trouble' is nothing

...but if ya don't wanna talk you can go ahead cook, clean and do all the other 'women's work' ...and I'll just sit around and be my lazy self

... being 'useless' can be a good thing at times

rm_mangomami2 42F
364 posts
8/4/2006 8:15 pm

Men are only good for three things Fucking , Farting , and Finance .

Now most men totally overestimate in the fucking department , oh baby I'm gonna tear it up , I'm gonna put a hurtin on ya ! More like you are gonna miss the spot , take three minutes of my valuable time , and fall asleep snoring in my bed .

Farting , well I have met ametuers and pros . Go ahead ruffle those covers , I will put superglue in between all the pages of your maxim mags , and replace your porn dvds with little house on the prarie discs.

Finance , sorry guys got you here , we are making our own money now , don't need ya , but if you spend the money that was supposed to go towards our vacation in the casino or a strip club , I will remember to bring up the funny story about your back hair at the next family function .

Kisses and hugs

complexlysimple replies on 8/5/2006 6:19 am:
Well. It's a good thing that the only thing I claim about being a guy I can lift heavy things ...grrr

complexlysimple replies on 8/5/2006 6:56 am:
..and as a person I might be able to hold a conversation ...depends what it's about..

BaronessK 53F

8/5/2006 1:50 am

I don't cook; I can cook, but most likely no well near as well as you do. I clean all the time, when it needs it, but with the view of not being anal retentive but instead not past 'lived in' look; it's very Zen, for me. I can't have any more children, and aren't looking for a man who is still acting like one!

'reasonable company'...depends on other person's view of whether I am a 'reasonable' person...although in my never humble opinion, I am eclectic and varied in my tastes and all so I rarely am boring...where those extra 'personalities' of mine come in handy!


complexlysimple replies on 8/5/2006 6:21 am:
hey .. like you said 'reasonable' is by definition ... and my definition is knowing how to use your mouth for something other than a blow job

Which I think you do

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
8/6/2006 5:12 am

cooking ok 4 days a week
cleaning if your lucky one day a week,
children other peoples for 10 minutes only,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

complexlysimple replies on 8/7/2006 5:04 pm:
doesn't sound that bad ... cooking can actually be pleasant if you mix things around a bit, cleaning ..depends on the size of the place as to how long it takes or how clean it's wanted ..

and children ... well, then tend to entertain themselves (or can/should learn to) ..which means the hardest thing is running around if they are involved in a lot (or too many) activities...

Etherealbreeze 55F

8/6/2006 7:08 pm

You do like to provoke, don't you? Well, I agree with you if you'll agree with me, when I say that men are okay, when they decide to be reasonable company....
Now here's the 60 million euros question,(sorry, had to change the dollars to euros, must change with the monetary system...loll). What's reasonable behaviour to you may not be to me.
Therefore, first you should define reasonable behaviour, so the other person realizes what she's getting into, before it's to late!! You sly, devilish man.
I'm on to you, don't assume we all act and react the same way, most of us are actually quite intelligent.
A question for you: What's your perception of the female /male relationship, by your definition of "a Perception of Reality"?
It seems to me that everyone has a different take, or if you prefer, a very subjective perception of reality. I'll make it so it's very simple, seeing as you're lazy by nature, what's not to say that your perception of reality is completely off base with mine?
Curiosity killed the cat, meow!!! Who's to say what's "real or not"?


I am Roz , a rose that's ephemeral and rare. Yet always here! Hugz!

complexlysimple replies on 8/7/2006 5:07 pm:
exactly true ...one's reality may very well be different from another's ...

As for what I define as 'reasonable company' I think I'll make that a post

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