Why do women...  

rm_coathanger1 49M
713 posts
5/15/2006 4:35 pm

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Why do women...


Why do women buy comforters that are so heavy and rigid that they end up pushing them off on the guys they are sleeping with? Whats worse, she still thinks I steal the covers from her. This "comforter" is so heavy you can't sleep toes up. Your feet will fall to one side or the other and not necessarily the same direction. If you tried you would end up getting a cramp in a not so fun place.

None of this really bugs me. Here's the deal, since the comforter is kind of heavy it's also very warm so we keep the room kind of cold. Not a problem for me, I like it that way. She on the other hand gets cold at about 75deg.

Do you see the problem?

Say we get to bed at 10pm. Asleep by 10:30(yea right). 11pm the comforter is on my side of the bed completely. Guess what else happens at 11pm, the AC switches from 75deg to 68 deg automatically!! By 11:30 she has stolen the sheet and is wrapped up in it. By midnight she has also gotten wrapped up in a blanket she has for cold evenings.

Morning comes and I get to hear how I stole the comforter and how she was cold all night long.

Women....

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/15/2006 5:25 pm

Awwwwww.....coathanger! Are you a comforter stealer too? Lol! I keep the comforter folded at the bottom of the bed....and it's not that heavy! If you have a "tent" in the middle of the night.... I like to see the sheet standing straight up! lol Thats what you get for pinching my nipples right out of surgery!


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/15/2006 5:29 pm:
If I have a tent party that would explain why she had no covers..

rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/15/2006 5:32 pm:
I only pinched them lightly just to take it easy on you. I could have nibbled on your ear while cuping your breast in both hands and pinched until I heard you make the apropiate sound.

sexyariesgirl 59F

5/15/2006 5:45 pm

Sounds right to me...what's confusing you darlin?? lol

Power To FOK


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/15/2006 6:03 pm:
Women....................

sideline1968 49F

5/15/2006 6:02 pm

Okay, so now explain to everyone how the comforter is hanging off of your side of the bed, and you are all hunched up under the side that should be mine; while the sheet is bunched up down at your feet....huh? lol

I laughed when you were reading it to me and I'm laughing now as I read it.

Yes angelofmercy5 he is defiantly a cover stealer! He just doesn't want to admit it.


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/15/2006 6:31 pm:
Why explain it again, I've only been trying for 19 years.

PineyFolks 60M/60F

5/15/2006 7:16 pm

D just admit that ya'll both do it and agree to disagree. get your own blanket and her own blanket and problem solved...LOL Ya'll are too fuckin funny.

Neorn


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/15/2006 9:08 pm:
Hey there is a good 30 min time frame there to get things started and I'm not giving that up!!

CalicoSexKitten 51F
1880 posts
5/15/2006 7:50 pm

I know the answer to this! I'll bet a dollar that she has it 'cause it's...

*cue angels playing harps and chirping birds*

PRETTY!


That's why we have the comforter we have! Comfort has nothing to do with it...lol! Practicality gets thrown out the window when it's up against beauty in our house!



Calico =^..^=


"Like the space around me I take my spot in time"


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/16/2006 7:42 am:
Finally, the voice of reason.

catseyes23 62F

5/16/2006 12:21 am

    Quoting sideline1968:
    Okay, so now explain to everyone how the comforter is hanging off of your side of the bed, and you are all hunched up under the side that should be mine; while the sheet is bunched up down at your feet....huh? lol

    I laughed when you were reading it to me and I'm laughing now as I read it.

    Yes angelofmercy5 he is defiantly a cover stealer! He just doesn't want to admit it.
Totally hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle.

Cats


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/16/2006 7:43 am:
I think her reasoning is rather funny myself.

sideline1968 49F

5/16/2006 8:43 pm

    Quoting CalicoSexKitten:
    I know the answer to this! I'll bet a dollar that she has it 'cause it's...

    *cue angels playing harps and chirping birds*

    PRETTY!


    That's why we have the comforter we have! Comfort has nothing to do with it...lol! Practicality gets thrown out the window when it's up against beauty in our house!



    Calico =^..^=
Okay now coat ... be honest with your readers.

CalicoSexKitten, it's not "pretty". It's expensive and I got it dirt cheap! Also, it totally black. Our room is sort of dark colored. Coat likes to sleep with it as dark as possible.


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/17/2006 7:29 pm:
Excuse me, are you blaming me or the store for YOU buying this 10 ton comforter

sideline1968 49F

5/16/2006 8:45 pm

    Quoting catseyes23:
    Totally hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle.

    Cats
Thanks catseyes23. Now if coat could only admit to being a cover hog!


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/17/2006 7:26 pm:
I don't have to hog the covers, YOU throw them on me.

catseyes23 62F

5/17/2006 10:04 am

Well now, I for one would not mind being in between the sheets with you two!

Cats


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/17/2006 7:37 pm:
I've recently gotten the idea I might like to visit Japan, You by chance know any "hot spots" I could play around in?

sideline1968 49F

5/17/2006 9:01 pm

Careful now Cats ... he tosses his elbows! But he is great to spoon up against when you can get him still.


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/19/2006 4:02 pm:
Hun, I don't think she is concerned about my "sleeping" habits.

catseyes23 62F

5/18/2006 12:25 am

    Quoting catseyes23:
    Well now, I for one would not mind being in between the sheets with you two!

    Cats
I know plenty of Hot Spots to play around in!

Cats


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/19/2006 4:03 pm:
Just a few would work.

catseyes23 62F

5/18/2006 12:28 am

    Quoting sideline1968:
    Careful now Cats ... he tosses his elbows! But he is great to spoon up against when you can get him still.
Thanks for the hint. Think it's a good idea to handcuff him?

Cats


rm_coathanger1 replies on 5/19/2006 4:06 pm:
Hand cuff me, ummm I don't know about that one. I'm thinking soft leather straps for you would work.

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