Difference between men and women  

clitalicious67 50F
2596 posts
6/29/2006 8:02 pm

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7/2/2006 3:24 am

Difference between men and women

Differences Between Women and Men


1. NAMES: If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.



2. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators



3. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



4. BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.



5. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.



6. CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.



7. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



8. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more MONEY than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



9. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.



10. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



11. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



12. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. AND FINALLY....





A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.



As they passed a barnyard of mules, donkeys, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"



"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



jdocfunguy 51M

6/29/2006 8:22 pm

This list is tooooo funny!

Number 9 is very insightful. The Thought for the Day is soooo true.


Sarahwilling 37F

6/29/2006 8:32 pm

Thanks for the laugh.
Sarah.


sexyariesgirl 59F

6/29/2006 9:25 pm

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK


Intensity4U 53M
7432 posts
6/29/2006 9:27 pm

Very funny C~
That's a list that doesn't man-bash AND it's funny.
#5 is so true & how do you know about #6?


rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
6/30/2006 1:15 am

Okay as far as the cat goes,, i was hoodwinked into getting her.. i didn't want her, thou', i would hate to put her outside and she end up sleeping on the street, or, impregnated and come home, and i feel bad, and she'd blow up in my closet and have fifty or so kittens... (That would be my luck)...lol

i'm a dog person myself, as we know, i wouldn't know what i'd do if anything happened to ginny... And we both know what i want to do to the gerham...lol

Wait now, you've never deteriorated thru the nite.... always wake up as beautiful as when you went to bed,, or shall i say,, when we went to bed....

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


clitalicious67 50F

7/1/2006 4:31 am

    Quoting jdocfunguy:
    This list is tooooo funny!

    Number 9 is very insightful. The Thought for the Day is soooo true.
Glad ya enjoyed!


clitalicious67 50F

7/1/2006 4:31 am

Glad you enjoyed it!


clitalicious67 50F

7/1/2006 4:32 am

ME TOO!!


clitalicious67 50F

7/1/2006 4:33 am

    Quoting Intensity4U:
    Very funny C~
    That's a list that doesn't man-bash AND it's funny.
    #5 is so true & how do you know about #6?
Giggling #6? Because didn't you know we women are know-it-alls!


clitalicious67 50F

7/1/2006 4:33 am

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    Okay as far as the cat goes,, i was hoodwinked into getting her.. i didn't want her, thou', i would hate to put her outside and she end up sleeping on the street, or, impregnated and come home, and i feel bad, and she'd blow up in my closet and have fifty or so kittens... (That would be my luck)...lol

    i'm a dog person myself, as we know, i wouldn't know what i'd do if anything happened to ginny... And we both know what i want to do to the gerham...lol

    Wait now, you've never deteriorated thru the nite.... always wake up as beautiful as when you went to bed,, or shall i say,, when we went to bed....
F-R-E-A-K!!!


BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
7/1/2006 10:13 am

LOL ... Too funny and how true to life it is. Enjoyed the laugh darlin' ... Many thanks!

For all Time,
Lady Hunter {=}

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
7/1/2006 10:14 am

Oh yeah, by the way; any man caught kicking My cats get their ass beat. Simple as that!

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


reverend21 51M
1913 posts
7/2/2006 3:04 am

I agree with everything except the cat and the kids


clitalicious67 50F

7/2/2006 3:24 am

    Quoting reverend21:
    I agree with everything except the cat and the kids
Good to see you Rev...you been doing ok darlin'?


clitalicious67 50F

7/2/2006 3:24 am

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    LOL ... Too funny and how true to life it is. Enjoyed the laugh darlin' ... Many thanks!

    For all Time,
    Lady Hunter {=}
Lady Hunter glad you enjoyed...thanks for stopping in...

C~


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