50 Ways to Leave Your Lover...  

clitalicious67 50F
2596 posts
5/20/2006 5:15 am

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5/21/2006 8:14 pm

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover...


You know I have always loved this song...but it doesn't list the 50 ways...so how about we come up with a list...

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
by Paul Simon

The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free


loadeddice05 45M

5/20/2006 6:23 am

Ha!! I like that song!!!! Wouldn't comment on the other blog??? I get carried away!!!! LOL!!


jdocfunguy 51M

5/20/2006 8:41 am

So, you seem to have a song for every occasion. I like Paul Simon. Haven't heard anything from him in a while.

Actually, there is only one proper way for "lovers" to part; to sit down and discuss things like two rational human beings. Any other way implies that one was using the other and that the other person was "in love" with someone who's only love was themself.


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 8:56 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Ha!! I like that song!!!! Wouldn't comment on the other blog??? I get carried away!!!! LOL!!
HA what is not to like about that song? LOL Awww come on...comment...entertain me...plllllleaseee


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 9:33 am

    Quoting jdocfunguy:
    So, you seem to have a song for every occasion. I like Paul Simon. Haven't heard anything from him in a while.

    Actually, there is only one proper way for "lovers" to part; to sit down and discuss things like two rational human beings. Any other way implies that one was using the other and that the other person was "in love" with someone who's only love was themself.
Yes I am a woman with a song for almost every occasion I guess...although I was actually thinking along the lines of "Slap it on the fax Max.." smirk...just keeping in the spirit of the song...


meerkittykat 43F

5/20/2006 9:45 am

Yeah...I remember the last time I ended a relationship....I remember her saying "The problem is inside your head." I laughed at that moment and of course she got angry....

As I was driving away for the last time, I put in Simon's "Negotiations and Love Songs" and listened to that song....smiling.

--Meer


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 9:55 am

Meer thanks for droppin' by and sharing!!! Don't you love it when someone tells ya what your problem is LOL...I would have laughed too...


rm_jd29992z 55M
3888 posts
5/20/2006 4:22 pm

Run away Jay
You just can't stay Kay
Use the phone Jone
And be on your way
Grab a pack Jack
You got to run and retreat Pete
Don't for get your hat Mat
And set yourself free

Whoooooo there are a few more I may stop by later with a few more later JD


Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
5/20/2006 4:58 pm

Pick up the phone, Joan
Hit the street, Pete
Take it on the lam, Sam
Say what the f*ck, Chuck
and listen to me...

Act like a slob, Bob
rip a bad fart, Bart
Act real rude, Jude
Raise some hell, Michelle
and set yourself free...

Sorry, I didn't mean to steal from JD above....seems we're on the same page....LOL

NG61...slipping back into the shadows...


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 5:30 pm

    Quoting rm_jd29992z:
    Run away Jay
    You just can't stay Kay
    Use the phone Jone
    And be on your way
    Grab a pack Jack
    You got to run and retreat Pete
    Don't for get your hat Mat
    And set yourself free

    Whoooooo there are a few more I may stop by later with a few more later JD
JD too clever...woohoo I'm lovin' it!!!!!!!!!!


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 5:31 pm

    Quoting Nightguy_1961:
    Pick up the phone, Joan
    Hit the street, Pete
    Take it on the lam, Sam
    Say what the f*ck, Chuck
    and listen to me...

    Act like a slob, Bob
    rip a bad fart, Bart
    Act real rude, Jude
    Raise some hell, Michelle
    and set yourself free...

    Sorry, I didn't mean to steal from JD above....seems we're on the same page....LOL

    NG61...slipping back into the shadows...
These are just gettin' better and better!! LOL thanks NG


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
5/20/2006 6:03 pm

A really great song. Can't top it, it's just too good.


clitalicious67 50F

5/20/2006 6:59 pm

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    A really great song. Can't top it, it's just too good.
I will have to agree with you...certainly one of my favs!


loadeddice05 45M

5/20/2006 10:46 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    HA what is not to like about that song? LOL Awww come on...comment...entertain me...plllllleaseee
I did on Mango's blog and I think I scared her away!?????


clitalicious67 50F

5/21/2006 6:07 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I did on Mango's blog and I think I scared her away!?????
I don't scare that easy...'sides I already know and accept you are a freak!!! (giggling)


loadeddice05 45M

5/21/2006 7:10 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    I don't scare that easy...'sides I already know and accept you are a freak!!! (giggling)
Tha' proffessional term is "titty freak" I'll thnak you to remember this??? Anyways!!!! You called down the thunder!! And this time it's legal. See this badge Ike? It says U.S marshall (what the fudge) sorry I was watching my fav. movie!!!! Know what it is???? What are you wearing????


clitalicious67 50F

5/21/2006 7:29 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Tha' proffessional term is "titty freak" I'll thnak you to remember this??? Anyways!!!! You called down the thunder!! And this time it's legal. See this badge Ike? It says U.S marshall (what the fudge) sorry I was watching my fav. movie!!!! Know what it is???? What are you wearing????
Okkkkkkkkk Titty Freak it is then....and your fav movie would be U.S. Marshalls with Tommy Lee Jones in it????? I still ain't skeered...and I am not wearing anything I just got out of the shower...NEXT!


clitalicious67 50F

5/21/2006 8:14 pm

Yes that has always bothered me as well...I guess it is too hard to find that many ways that rhyme.


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