3rd Installment of a lil of ME behind the C~  

clitalicious67 50F
2596 posts
5/9/2006 7:50 pm

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5/12/2006 3:19 pm

3rd Installment of a lil of ME behind the C~

Ok...now onto some of my more embarrassing moments in life....

31. Buying a condom for the first time and doing everything to make sure NO ONE saw me...(I think I was 21) except of course my partner in crime and best friend who was the lookout...we even went to the OTHER side of town and guess what?????? I ran into my Spanish teacher from High School AND she remember me!!!! OMG...I threw the condoms behind me at my girlfriend...Do I think she saw??? OF COURSE!!!

32. When I worked for my parents at their restaurant as a waitress...during the down time we had to clean and well there was a jukebox and you all know how I LOVE music...so we would fill it with quarters...and well I was doing air guitar on top of the counter AND lip syncing when I got busted by a customer...(hanging head and blushing...) I like to have never lived that down!

33. I was walking out of my office in a building of probably 2000 or more people. I had been losing weight and as I stepped out of the office, my slip fell down around my ankles...so what's a girl to do? I simply stepped out of it in the hallway with an audience...took it to my desk and stuffed it in a drawer and resumed whatever I was doing...OMG that was just the worst at the time.

34. Snorting when I laugh...I have to be really tickled but yep it happens!!!

35. Bening caught dancing in the aisles of the grocery store...

36. Kicking the nail technician in the head because my feet are ticklish...

37. Getting my heel caught in the hem of my skirt...and damn near breaking my neck...(if you haven't guessed it already...Grace IS NOT my middle name)

38. Getting the giggles at the wrong time...for example in church...or when someone falls (really I know it isn't funny but I just can't help it)

39. Getting caught checking if the phone works in the elevator at work...you know when you explain that...it never really sounds as good as it does in your head

40. I am not one to be proud of making bodily sounds...with that being said...I was at someone's house sitting in a wooden chair (note I said wooden) AND I sneezed and fluffed at the same time...OMG I wish there had been a hole I could have crawled in...it sounded SOOOO loud...wanted to die on the spot...

41. Hanging out with my pal CDcuummdropon New Year's Eve...been drinking...she was driving my car...she got lost on some damn interstate we kept circling for HOURS (and get this...she lived there - giggling)...I had to go to the bathroom BEFORE we left the party by the time we got to her place we both were just in bad shape...and we got out of my car (which was a good thing)...were walking toward her place...I said something to crack her up and that was all it took...we never made it to the bathroom and we went "weeweewee Alllll the way home"...and I had new shoes on too...damn...now when I got to visit she says she is getting depends lol

42. Karoking...nuff said...I am a legend in my OWN mind!

43. Being caught kicking the copier at work...and then beating it with my shoe...(yeah I did it)

44. Doing my rendition of "Singing in the Rain" and finding out I wasn't alone...(Sigh)

45. Trying to do my own manicure...with tips and winding up gluing my fingers together...dayummmm...they make it look waaaayyyy to easy (giggling)

OK there ya have it...some of my more memorable moments of embarrassment...outting it to all blogland buddies...sometimes ya just have to laught at yourself...it isn't a good thing to take yourself too seriously!!!

Peace

C~



jdocfunguy 51M

5/9/2006 8:09 pm

But you look so cute when those things have to you. I just look dumb (especially when my slip fall down around my ankles).


clitalicious67 50F

5/9/2006 8:53 pm

    Quoting jdocfunguy:
    But you look so cute when those things have to you. I just look dumb (especially when my slip fall down around my ankles).
LOL yeah yeah...there is no cuteness to being me AND being goofy at the same time...


Djeeper1987 48M

5/9/2006 9:31 pm

Gosh I remember when I first brought condoms, I was so embarrassed. I swear my face was so red.

Peux-je lier votre match nul votre miel de temps prochain ? Vous êtes si sexy. Je ne peux pas attendre de parler l'oreille au français dans vous, dans les espoirs il vous obtiendra mouillé et prêt pour moi.

May I tie your tie next time honey? You are so sexy. I can't wait to speak french in you ear, in the hopes it will get you wet and ready for me.

Carpe Diem


clitalicious67 50F

5/9/2006 9:58 pm

    Quoting Djeeper1987:
    Gosh I remember when I first brought condoms, I was so embarrassed. I swear my face was so red.

    Peux-je lier votre match nul votre miel de temps prochain ? Vous êtes si sexy. Je ne peux pas attendre de parler l'oreille au français dans vous, dans les espoirs il vous obtiendra mouillé et prêt pour moi.

    May I tie your tie next time honey? You are so sexy. I can't wait to speak french in you ear, in the hopes it will get you wet and ready for me.
Well darlin' maybe you should just untie my tie...and be done with it?

If you keep speaking French to me...AND actually were close enough to reach...I think you would not see daylight for days...what makes you think I am not already ready? (blushing)


rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
5/10/2006 1:16 am

Ummmmm.. Ya just had to go there,, didn't ya?? (laughin)... Now i will add this to my most.. "embarrassing moments"... Least ya didn't tell them about the car incident... LOL

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


clitalicious67 50F

5/10/2006 7:50 pm

CD ummm was that when you spit your root beer ALL over my windshield because I told you I would rather drink horse piss? Not sure what made me make that statement...must have been something awful...LMAO...pretty funny stuff...and THEN you nearly peed yourself when we were trying to find that place and we stopped at the gas station for directions...why is it you ALWAYS pee around me??? Honestly I am not doin' a thing...(sigh)looking very innocently around...


rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
5/11/2006 4:27 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    CD ummm was that when you spit your root beer ALL over my windshield because I told you I would rather drink horse piss? Not sure what made me make that statement...must have been something awful...LMAO...pretty funny stuff...and THEN you nearly peed yourself when we were trying to find that place and we stopped at the gas station for directions...why is it you ALWAYS pee around me??? Honestly I am not doin' a thing...(sigh)looking very innocently around...
STOP!!!!! (says this laughing uncontrollably)... You are just TOO much...

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


clitalicious67 50F

5/11/2006 5:04 am

You know I am noticing that whenever I am around you STOP becomes a word you use in about EVERY sentence...now why is that???? (smirking)


rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
5/12/2006 4:19 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    You know I am noticing that whenever I am around you STOP becomes a word you use in about EVERY sentence...now why is that???? (smirking)
Now, Clit.. you know darn tooting time,, there are some times,, when you are around.. smirk.. i'm like.. "can we do that again"... Remember?? lol hehehe

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


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