ive decided to be aggressive ....  

cinderellaarrggh 50F
33 posts
8/27/2005 11:07 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

ive decided to be aggressive ....

and a hippocrite as well, I mean what i want is to be wooed i guess - do guys do that any more??

Can you woo someone with cyber and can you imagine the conversation?? My darling I imagine you smell wonderful tonight what is that perfume ((well actually its bleach cos ive just cleaned the toilet and before that i scrubbed the cooker)) Oh my are those flowers for me ((yeah sure - just imagine a dozen red roses babe!!))

Do you try compliments - my how sexy you look in that tuxedo ((im glad you like it you would say smugly as you scratch your balls and move the can of lager out the way in case you spill it on your keyboard))

You look very sexy yourself ((i look down at my grubby white t-shirt with sweat patches and greasy bits from the cooker and pass a bit of hair behind my ear before simpering back Do you really think so?))

Anyway someone contacted me so I replied in the way that i imagine he would want me to - did it make me feel good - you betcha it did -for all of 2 seconds - then i regretted hitting the send button (would he call my bluff and actually expect me to do that?).....

More to the point is it physically possible when you are an overweight 38 year old

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
8/27/2005 12:20 pm

Call me old-fashioned, call me inhibited, call me boring ... but I think cyber is over-rated. Online chat is fine for flirting, for suggestiveness ... but it's far, far better for getting to know someone, for exchanging laughter and idead and for finding out if there's likely to be a spark between two people.

Me, I prefer to save the sex for when it works best: when there can be physical contact, the touch of skin, the scent, the sounds ...

bulging_boy 50M

8/28/2005 4:02 am

Cinders... can I call you that? From one hippo to another... that's hippocrite, not hippopotamus or hip.operation.ee

anyway. I reckon you can. and I reckon it's better offline. To me personally there's an unbelievable amount of pressure in meeting someone. Did I say the right thing? Did I say the wrong thing? Is that spot visible? Does my arse look too big?

As you said and I loved it... the whole sweaty shirt smelling of bleach thing. How true it is. How exactly like life it is as well. Better to smell of virtual bleach than to smell of reality blecch!

I hope my bouquet arrived. No roses I'm sorry. They are soooo overrated in this rabbit warren. I sent daffodils and tulips. Ohh... I think there was an orchid or two in there as well

The best part of the imaginary is... whatever your favourite is - there were a pile of them as well!

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