believe me ..... size matters!!!  

cinderellaarrggh 51F
33 posts
9/10/2005 3:43 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

believe me ..... size matters!!!


Hah - that got your attention - now get your mind out of the gutter - we're not discussin that (well not yet anyway - evil grin) merely alluding to whether or not it is better to be flabby or skinny.

I had a boss once who said skinny girls are like riding a cycle - all sharp bits and bony angles - couldnt wait to get off - well i'll have to take his word for it.hell i'm not going to be mistaken for a cycle - i,m a SUV, looking to become a racy little mini ......weight watchers here I come.

When you are blessed with an overabundance of fat cells, and lack of self confidence, how does that come across to prospective cuddle bunnies ... do men see you as an object of desire, or just a comforting convenience?? Do they feel sorry for me and assume I couldnt get shagged and would be so grateful for their attention that i would let them have their wicked way?? Maybe i'm over exaggerating, but if i say it about myself it doesnt hurt so much when you say it .... (hope you got the paper hankies out for that bit, sniff sniff).

I was going to say sob there but that would probably be mistaken for name calling ... (think about it .... sheesh!)

And why is it soooo difficult to get sexy clothing (or underwear??) that doesnt look like it had a past life as a tent for a scout group?? Or that makes your tits look like 2 puppies fighting to get out a sack??

Maybe a whole new carreer could be opening up here - anyone have a spare set of net curtains that could be cut up ........

bulging_boy 50M

9/10/2005 9:38 pm

Awww that's so sad. No... pathetic... no sad! I'm just teasing ya!

I find it interesting the way a lot of guys approach women, especially if they think gratitude is how they see sex. Sadly, it is a world of appearance. Thats why I love blogland. I got sick of Quasimodo hanging around me - just cause I made him look good.

Fucker! Anyway... you can have my curtains... noone looks in my windows anyway!

*sob*

see? you can cry in blogland. I do... most days.


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