Intermission : Toilet Break  

chocolatcreme 105F
1004 posts
7/17/2006 3:57 am

Last Read:
8/10/2006 4:33 pm

Intermission : Toilet Break

I don't normally post jokes in here, but the poetic wits below crack me up... so enjoy ...

This first one below will make you smile and brighten your Day!! A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet,he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

And on the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
Perhaps the people at the Esplanade Durian should consider it for their toilets also.

Surely this one would make us proud and Stand Up for Singapore
Enjoy your pee
And hold it well my friend
The future of Singapore
Is in your hand.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food
So... please aim properly.

Priapeo 47M

8/10/2006 6:12 am

The writings on italian public toilets are much less humorous and poetic. Pardon me if I don't quote any of them here, they are really poor in inventiveness and I can see the same cultural and behavioural gap in the comparison between our chatrooms. I hoped I could invent a quatrain myself for the glory of my prestigious nation, and had a mind to rhyme between Latin and Latrine, but then I discovered that the accent is different so... better luck next time. Ciao ciao.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

rm_Blinded1969 40M
916 posts
7/18/2006 5:28 am

WTF????? that was awesome Choc!!! Laff my head off!!

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

I fuckin luv this one!!!!

chocolatcreme 105F
766 posts
7/17/2006 9:20 am

Welcome Sassy... I can't help it. This one makes me laugh so hard. It is nice to loosen up and exercise the humour in us abit

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