JOB OF CHOICE  

cher_love 53F  
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8/21/2006 8:02 pm
JOB OF CHOICE

TO MY FRIENDS OF OTHERS COUNTRIES THAT READ ME,,,WITH LOVE.
[1] My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I
got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

[2] Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

[3] After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

[4] Next,I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was
too exhausting.

[5] Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little
spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

[6] I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced
it I couldn't cut the mustard.

[7] My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.

[8] I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have
any patience.

[9] Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just
didn't fit.

[10] I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't live on my net income.

[11] I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.

[12] So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.

[13] After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally
got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no'
future in it.

[14] My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit
because it was always the same old grind.

[15] SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!





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8/30/2006 4:38 pm

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cher_love 53F  
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8/25/2006 4:15 pm

JOHANNES.

ITS VERDAD FUNNY,,,,




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