Old dog New tricks (yeah, sure)  

checkinRound469 56M
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4/22/2006 2:21 am

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4/24/2006 5:45 pm

Old dog New tricks (yeah, sure)

Kara-fuckin-oke. Went to an establishment purveying in the onsite imbibing of ethyl based potables. Partaketh not did I, having forsaken the Siren Song (of which 1 is too many and 100 is not enough). However, my companion for whom I was in attendance at her persuasive insistence (she will insist to the contrary...) had accepted the challenge of presenting her musical oral intonations in tandem with a device providing accompaniment sans lead vocal. I think kara-oke is the only thing the japanese have ever invented (note to self, might want to check this out, you bigoted fuck, just 'cause you're from Detroit, the home of the former Big 3, you think you can cast ungrounded aspertions at the land of the Cherry Blossom -not Traverse City MI, either. Actually Japanese auto competition is the best thing to ever happen to the American auto consumer.) My companion, so sultry and smoky and dusky in voice... Impressive (and cerebral too; big bonus points). A treat for yours truly. An oasis in the sea of pickled Kansan cucumbers. Karaoke- fuckin' Kansas style. As I sang all the way home, watch out Tom Jones. Ladies, save the panty throwing for the new karaoke kid. (As long as the audience can fit in my car with the windows up.) I only sound good when no one can hear. Me, fuckin' sing? Are you crazy? Wish I could. Nonetheless, I had fun. Thank god it wasnt just country music.

canyaz 50F
17087 posts
4/22/2006 9:44 am

Your right, your companion for the evening would say she didn't pressure you. Although your introduction/subjection to Kansas style butchering of popular songs was, well, I can only say typical for the area. It was entertaining on many levels. Next time you will have to share a typical evening of MI styles.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.

checkinRound469 replies on 4/23/2006 2:14 am:
Ahh, my competitive carnal compatriate! Mebbe some Ted Nugent: "Wang Dang Sweet Poon-Tang"! Hence, we additionally attain a level of entertainment of the orally induced variety!

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