catastrophegirl 42F
975 posts
4/17/2005 9:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


ok, if you sent me a first contact email with you IM or email info in it, and didn't hear back from me... read my profile (and this blog) before you send another email bitching about how i didn't get back to you.
i have been deleting the emails with unsolicited info up to the point, but i am getting so sick of dinosaur brained men [dinosaurs: please accept my apology if you are offended to be associated with these jerks] who don't read and then expect me to be all over them and IM them right away.
at this point the new rules are... one email i save... if you send me a second email with your contact info in it and i haven't responded, i am putting your contact info out on the internet in various locations so that people can mess with you. i would put it on bathroom walls, but i used to have to clean bathroom walls at a bar and i hate to do that to people.
the more you don't read, the more i will mess with you. maybe, if i'm REALLY lucky someday it will get to the point where i can give your personal contact info to horny guys and tell them you are a tall blonde hooker who likes anal.

scubasnack2005 59M/59F

4/18/2005 3:02 pm

This is PRICELESS, and CREATIVE! (and, rarest of rare, spelled right!)

This gal is trying hard to get a point across, and empathetic towards any dinosaurs who may have been offended by her missive. Not something you see everyday, politically correct dino-prose.

When I used to travel for business, the stories always went around about collecting business cards, and handing out ANY ONE from the stack of 20 you'd already collected. Some random guy on the list got the calls. This is an updated application of that strategy.

Now, I've received a few of those unsolicited emails over the past week. If I've done anything to offend,

Meesa and Jar-Jar binks most humbly begss your forgiveness [Waiting impatiently for Star Wars movie]

scubasnack2005 59M/59F

4/18/2005 9:33 pm

And just when you think it can't get any worse...
Too funny:
Now, sometimes my fingers don't type what I'm actually thinking, but the email I got yesterday messed up in JUST the right place....

Can't wait to see how CatastropheGirl works out a solution to the unsolicited email I got, which signed off with --
"Be sure to E-MAIM me with your response".

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