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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

Bless her heart !!!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
9/9/2013 5:54 pm
Bless her heart !!!!

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk!"
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
9/10/2013 1:39 am

 I can a divorce coming their way!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 9/10/2013 7:20 pm:

Yeah ... and he'll need a ride to get to court too!!!

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