Crap, I'm a grown-up  

carebearluv2 43F
1267 posts
1/20/2006 9:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Crap, I'm a grown-up


1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
1/20/2006 10:21 pm

yep...sorta...except I always know when Taco Bell closes. Hmmmm taco's.

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rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
1/21/2006 9:15 pm

how true these are, but #22 is now, if we were to drink now the way we did then, we would die..roflao

#24 we drink at home, because we now pay for college's
oh and we still enjoy sex in a twin bed evil grin

hugs and smiles

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/22/2006 1:21 pm

LMOAO. guess I relate to them all.

carebearluv2 43F

1/22/2006 5:45 pm may know when it closes, but I am lucky to be still awake when it does

Bct...I think we still enjoy sex anywhere!

Old...don't feel bad, so do I and I am only 31!

TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
1/22/2006 7:22 pm

whew! I'm not old yet, but I'm getting there.

carebearluv2 43F

1/23/2006 4:08 am

5, I think you are still too young in spirit to be considered old.

carebearluv2 43F

1/26/2006 7:15 pm

Jez, between work and home, sometimes I spend 100% of my time on a computer..just not all work related!

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