A good joke...  

carebearluv2 43F
1267 posts
4/23/2006 6:09 pm

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4/29/2006 8:49 pm

A good joke...

Scott and Sam wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Scott said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Sam said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Scott replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where Scott immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Sam said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Scott replied, with a smile, "Don?t worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Scott said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Sam said " Scott - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Scott said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"

norprin5 56M

4/23/2006 7:55 pm

King Nor XVIII

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
4/24/2006 2:19 am

Good one!

honestandreal30 42F

4/24/2006 8:12 am

ROFLMAO......tahnks for talking to me other night...hope o chat again soon...maybe lil longer next time..lol


carebearluv2 43F

4/29/2006 8:49 pm

Thanks for laughing with me everyone!

Honest, we can talk anytime hon!

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