You Are the Father  

canuhandle1968 50F
2015 posts
8/24/2006 4:09 pm

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8/27/2006 8:49 am

You Are the Father


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond
woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't
place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which
she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then
stuck a carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's
math teacher

lifeisablast333 55M

8/24/2006 4:48 pm

Dam.......I would call that BUSTED.......funny stuff....the Redneck
That is just some funny stuff.....I will be telling my friends that tomorrow[image]

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/25/2006 5:23 am:
You know, the guy coulda' asked before he went into that speech about the carrot up his Thnx for stoppin' by...

rm_booo323 44M
25 posts
8/24/2006 4:48 pm

pmsl hahahahaahahahah

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/25/2006 5:24 am:
I though it was a pretty good one too... Thanks for stoppin' by...

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