Hey.... we're human too......  

canuhandle1968 50F
2015 posts
7/27/2006 4:56 pm

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7/28/2006 5:30 am

Hey.... we're human too......


I had a completely different post in mind for this evening, but once I read it back, it was RETARDED... This one may not be much better, but at least it'll give you a little humor...

Back when I was in high school (no comments about how long ago that was, please) I was engaged to this boy.... Curtis...He was the oldest of 3 boys and in college... He was cute and played college baseball and had curly brown hair... was tall and handsome and smart. But wait........

One night we were watching SNL at his house and the subject of shitting came up... Gawd.. I have no idea why, but it did. I told him that I felt bad for his mom, having 3 boys and one bathroom... No room for her "girly" stuff in that bathroom (with all the razors, shaving gels, cologne and soap-on-a-rope...) and no time to sit on the throne... He looked at me and said, "Oh!! My mother would NEVER do that!!" WHAT??? "My mother would NEVER shit!" I laughed so hard I thought I'd do just that!!! lol (shit) This poor, delusional boy thought that women didn't do anything other than "tinkle".... I often wondered if that was why she was so tongue tied...lol Can we say OBSTRUCTION anyone?? lol

rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
7/27/2006 6:01 pm

My mom and aunt used to joke that my other aunt never took a shit or farted because she was too prissy.

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."


canuhandle1968 replies on 7/27/2006 6:06 pm:
When my niece was little (back when the Power Puff Girls cartoon was popular), she used to tell me, "Aunt Chelle, girls don't fart, they puff". We went to the movies one night, and she let one rip......about the time they did a cartoon spoof on the big screen before the movies.... Now I call her my Power Puff girl....lol

rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
7/28/2006 4:47 am

LOL my mom used to call my farts "elephants" and my grandma used to say that "ducks were flying" at night when my grandpa was sleeping

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."


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