.....starting a fire.....  

canuhandle1968 50F
2015 posts
8/5/2006 7:02 am

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.....starting a fire.....

Cooter Brown..... my entertainment... I stepped out on my front porch to smoke a cigarette yesterday evening because my daughter had a "back to school movie party" last night, and I try to be a respectful smoker. This is what I saw next door.....

Cooter was out in his front yard, dogs all around, and he's singing the name game with them... Has a charcoal grill, filling it with charcoal and fluid... Lights the fire and it's going pretty good. There's no grate on top of the grill, so he staggers to his porch and brings back what looks like a grated shelf from an old refrigerator. (remember the old wire shelves in those old refrigerators?) He lays this over the grill and stands there for a minute..

The fire is still a little high, so he watches it. I guess sometime during his watching of the fire, he decides he needs to add something to this wire shelf... so he stumbles into his house and comes back out and looks at the fire again... THEN POPS THE TOP OFF A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT and starts to spray paint that wire shelf. A massive flame shoots straight up into the cottonwood tree... Cooter throws his hat off and wipes his forehead (probably lost his eyebrows) He looks at his lab and says, "did you see that??" He stands there for a few minutes watching that massive flame die back down, turns around, stumbles and staggers back into his house and doesn't come back out for the rest of the night....

.....ahhh, entertainment

rm_Kingcat4U2 66M
2799 posts
8/5/2006 2:29 pm

Nothing like having a drunk and an idiot for a neighbor! Keep the number for the fire department handy.

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/6/2006 7:14 am:
He is definitely a good source of entertainment... If all goes well with buying my new house, I'm sure I'll have to drive by here often just to see what he's up to...

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
8/6/2006 12:56 am

oh shit... I"m laughing

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/6/2006 7:31 am:
lol... it's very comical... It was very hard for me not roll off the porch laughing at this one... Should see him on his riding lawn mower when he's drunk....lol

zoso691969 48F
2 posts
8/6/2006 1:45 am

wow...cooter truly lives in his own world, huh? that's okay i suppose, but he could of really done some damage. good thing cooter brown has gotten your attention towards him. im the same way about poeple. im not the neighbor coming over for coffee...im the neighbor that sits out on the porch & watches in amazement, for i now believe that most of jerry springer's guests are REAL!!! lol. keep an eye out for him girl!!

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/6/2006 7:34 am:
This town is really good as far as people coming together when someone is in need, but some of these folks are just not "right"...lol I'm a transplant to this town, so I'm proud to say that I'm only related to a very select few...lol

GraspCrownRusts 47M
780 posts
8/7/2006 8:09 am

I dunno about everyone else, but I like ol' Cooter... gotta like a guy who sings the name game to his dogs - he can't be all bad... lmao...

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/7/2006 3:19 pm:
It may not be so bad if he didn't sing it at the top of his lungs and wasn't tone-deaf!! lol

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