Marriage - Part I  

candy69sosweet 62F
10901 posts
5/17/2006 9:47 pm
Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not."

Kisses & Hugs,
♥ Candy ♥

~Friendship is a gift given from the heart and treasured forever~

funaddict65 54M

5/30/2006 5:07 am

I've always had a SWEET tooth.....

funaddict65 54M

5/24/2006 5:51 am

I'll put my foot in my mouth NOW.......*munch*

funaddict65 54M

5/22/2006 12:24 pm

Come on Candy.....your husband's home at 6 o'clock with bell on...

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/21/2006 7:55 am

goos one

I'm a

i'm here to stay

tillerbabe 57F

5/19/2006 11:31 pm

Oh yeah!


5/18/2006 8:44 am

She is one smart cookie..upstairs and down

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

kyplowboy22 63M

5/18/2006 8:04 am

Passing thru here at a dead run, kid! (reaches over and pats Candy's head and zooms out of sight). Catch you later.


funaddict65 54M

5/18/2006 5:24 am

But if she said that to me, I'd be home every night at

sexymamma662003 33F

5/17/2006 10:28 pm

as funny as that is this is the 4th time i have read that joke in 2 days


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