I Had Sex With a Homeless Guy Because I was High  

candy69sosweet 62F
10901 posts
5/31/2006 9:51 pm
I Had Sex With a Homeless Guy Because I was High

♥♥ OK, are ya curious?
I found this on 007sexy40plus's blog.
It looks like fun, so I hope you'll play along. ♥♥

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1----A homeless guy
2----your mom
3----a banana
4----a fork
5----a Mexican
6----a gangster
7----a hooker
8----an ipod
9----my best friends boyfriend
10---a goat
11---my dog
12---a ninja
13---the computer
14---a football player
15---my neighbor
17---a Jones soda
18---a llama
19---a pickle
20---a stuffed animal
21---a permanent marker
22---my dad
23---a condom
24---my psychiatrist
25---a policeman
26---my brother
27---my sister
28---a baseball bat
29---a DVD player
30---a paperclip
31---my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----Because I was high.
Black----Because I was drunk.
Pink-----Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red------Because the voices told me to.
Blue-----Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----Because I hate myself.
Purple---Because I'm naked.
Gray-----Because that's how I roll.
Yellow---Because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange---Because I hate my family.
Other----Because that's how I roll.

♥♥After you leave a comment with the sentence you created,
go post this on your blog with your sentence in the subject line.
It's sure to make all your readers giggle! ♥♥

Kisses & Hugs,
♥ Candy

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MillsShipsGayly 52M

6/8/2006 5:06 am

I smacked my best friend's boyfriend because I am sexy and do what I want ....

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
6/3/2006 10:41 pm

Jefe..... sang to--a baseball bat--Because he's sexy and he does what he wants. And all's I gotta say 'bout that is... he is sexy...and he's mine. WOO HOO!

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
6/3/2006 10:35 pm

I ate a llama----Because I was drunk------AND------Because the voices told me to.
This was fun....
Love ya!!! Slide

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


6/3/2006 9:38 am

I had sex with a Mexican becasue the voices told me too! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
6/3/2006 8:09 am

I was crowned King of the World and lived happily ever after.

Hmm. Mine didn't come out like the other ones did. Oh well. That is quite typical for keithcancook!

twin4u2 63M
2 posts
6/3/2006 5:11 am

Not too thrilled...I humped my dog because I'm sexy and do what I want. (poor dog is limping around now)

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
6/3/2006 12:26 am

Lemme see... here's mine:

I bitched out my neighbour because I'm sexy and do what I want...

oohh.. I like it.. rofl

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
6/1/2006 8:56 pm

I ate my best friend's boyfriend because I am sexy and I do what I want!!!



1eroticjoe 57M
3777 posts
6/1/2006 12:01 pm

I murdered a llama because the voices told me to!


funaddict65 54M

6/1/2006 5:12 am

Nice.....I shot a banana because that's how I roll.

FuckyMcbanger 32M
2 posts
5/31/2006 11:27 pm

i choked on an ipod because thats how i roll

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
5/31/2006 10:42 pm

I am glad you decided to try the game. And as you know I humped a gangster because I was high.

Thanks for your visit..

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