Little Johnny's Joke ~ Mommy's Balloons  

cajunpet 71M
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10/14/2005 7:47 am

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Little Johnny's Joke ~ Mommy's Balloons


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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little Johnny's Joke ~ Mommy's Balloons ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/14/2005 10:33 am

Groan...


RailBaron2 55M

10/14/2005 11:51 am

OOOOOHHHHH ,Thats as bad as "what do you get when your canary flies into the blender- Shredded tweet"


cajunpet 71M
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10/14/2005 2:21 pm

Hi wapsting0122, thanks for visiting. Gulped???


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cajunpet 71M
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10/14/2005 2:22 pm

Thanks RB2!


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cajunpet 71M
1185 posts
10/14/2005 2:27 pm

Hi Keith, Groan... Why?


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keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/15/2005 1:17 pm

I always give a good natured groan when I hear certain jokes. No worries, for me the bad ones are often the best ones.

That sentiment doesn't have to make sense, after all I am insane...


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