Viva Las Vegas  

caf012 40M
60 posts
9/4/2006 11:19 am

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11/29/2006 2:00 pm

Viva Las Vegas

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, "How much?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind
of money! "

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those.

And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just
experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is
so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see
that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright.

And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign
me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience.

He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says,"Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole
city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" The guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

rm_mainevern 52M
10197 posts
9/4/2006 12:03 pm



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countryheart_71 46F
8081 posts
9/4/2006 12:04 pm

That is tooooo funny!


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