The New Jesus!!!  

bushstalker 45M
34 posts
8/8/2006 8:23 pm

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The New Jesus!!!


Around a month ago I was down in Bendigo with a few m8s having some drinks and a bit of fun at the Universal.

The night was going well until my cousin Sam was told 2 get out (he hadn't done anything wrong except for maybe his radical crazy dance he does, but he wasn't hurting anyone), anyway they told him he was too pissed and had fallen down the stairs (which he hadn't lol).

So we all thought fuck it lets go back 2 the Warehouse, but on our way out something happened that had me pissing myself laughing.

As we were leaving one of my mates made a comment to the bouncer, who turned around and told my mate 2 fuck off.

He put on his best "shocked" face and said "Its Sunday man (it was early sun morning), you can't swear on Sunday!!! I'm The New Jesus, and I wont allow you to swear on sunday."

Well we all lost it, the look on the bouncers face was priceless, he didn't know what to do. It was so funny. So he went to push him away and my m8 said, "Don't touch me man, you can't touch Jesus."

So he got the "Just fuck off alright!" from the bouncer, and just then the Divvy Van pulls up so he goes over and leans in the window and says to the cop, "I'm the new Jesus and that guy over there is swearing on Sunday. Now do something about it."

Needless to say thats the last we saw of our mate for the night, but shit did we laugh.

And for the record he wasn't one of those fruitcakes, he was just too pissed to know any better.

So, anyone else got any funny partying stories to add to this one......

Aidy

imsohorny19822 36F
1728 posts
8/8/2006 9:29 pm

OMG, what a crackup!!!! Wish i was there to see that one!


piercingsrfun4u 47M
277 posts
8/9/2006 7:59 am

yeah sometimes the folks in blue just don't see how funny a joke is ....but then again when people sober up they generally cant see why they were laughing either....has 'jesus' been out on the evil drink again or has the shock of being sworn at and locked up been so bad it reformed him ....

rols


bushstalker 45M

8/11/2006 8:27 am

lmao Rols I haven't seen Jesus since then but from what I,ve heard he was a very sorry boy the next day, and I think he has been out a few times since but he has been keeping his divine alter ego to himself

Aidy


piercingsrfun4u 47M
277 posts
8/25/2006 11:54 pm

thought has just occured to me...(nearly hit my quota for the year too)next time you go out on the town with jesus get him to do the whole water to wine thing... you should have a really low cost night and if he cant do it then it should be his shout for the night for not comming thru with the goods

rols


bushstalker 45M

8/26/2006 9:33 pm

lmao Rols, the water to wine thing works for me I'm gonna have to get onto him about that..... and i heard he can get paralytics on their feet again, that could be pretty handy especially around 4 am!!!!


piercingsrfun4u 47M
277 posts
8/29/2006 7:42 am

yep he just need to cure his own eyesight so that he leaves the coppers alone

rols


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