If u have Penis Envy.....  

bullseyetou 64M
119 posts
3/8/2006 6:03 pm

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If u have Penis Envy.....

I have often had women tell me that life's a lot easier for guys. "You won't have to carry babies", "You don't have a monthly non-friend", "You won't have menopause", "Its a man's world" and best of all "You don't have to put up with men".
I have learned through my life to listen politely, bite my tounge and keep my dam mouth shut. But here its different, I'm a blogger. I can say pretty much whatever the hell I want. Whats the worse that can happen. Ok I could be boggily (is that a word) ostracized. But hey, who cares. I could be back here tommorrow under another name and all is forgiven or unknown or whatever but I would still be here and very much alive. I kinda like that its the ultimate weapon against my pettist of peeves political correctness.
Anyway to my lady friends out there - we don't have it easier than women. I feel your pain - I appreciate your difficulties but I think it sort of all balances out in a twisted sort of way.
Has a woman ever known the joy of catching her penis in a shower door, a zipper, a sharp toothed woman?
I have heard of psychologically challenged men catching their penises in vaccumm cleaners and other scary places no penis belongs. I heard of one man who put AA batteries in his! honest to God I don't know what that guy was thinking maybe he thought it would turn him into a vibrator or something. I can hear him now -
" Ok, I put the batteries in now wheres the dam switch on this thing?"
Ladies, having a penis is a very daunting responsibility, it must be well protected and cared for throughout our lives. We have very few other physical attributes that hold a woman's interest for long.
Without our penises we have nothing left but our charm and personality, how long do you really think that is going to carry us in a relationship? Think carefully before you answer, we are men afterall.

Allsleeky 37F

3/8/2006 6:53 pm

I don't have a penis myself, but I take good care of my man's.

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/8/2006 7:02 pm

No penis envy but as I've mentioned on my profile and somewhere in my blog "If you have a brain, I might consider to fuck you. But if you only have a cock, I rather die than fuck you."

silverbreeze2 66F

3/8/2006 7:22 pm

I'm one of these "women creatures" out here, and after reading your story, I must admit, I feel pretty fortunate. I can honestly say I have never caught my penis in a shower door! Ouch!!

bullseyetou 64M
175 posts
3/9/2006 3:27 am

Hi Sleeky - ty 4 stopping in. From the looks of you I would guess your man is very well cared for

Sassy welcome - I agree, nothing worse than a dumb fuck; takes a brain to have fun.

Silver - nice 2 meet u - I guess I should mention some of the boob hazards out there lol; maybe in a later blog.


yemanyah_returns 41F

3/10/2006 7:40 am

Depends if its for the long haul or a regular, but shorter-term fling. Personally, I'd take the sense of self worth,sound mind charm and social responsibility over any physical experience, becuase these are the kind of attributes that get my juices going (all of them) over time. Short term? A hot fat cock that can ride me right is all I need, brian optional.

bullseyetou 64M
175 posts
3/10/2006 8:33 pm

Hi Yemanyeh - sounds to me like your looking for someone to share a relationship with. There r relationships and then there r relationships. I tend to fall in the prior of the two. I luv women andgenuinely feel warm towards them. I appreciate their beauty and complexity of spirit. I tend to be a loner for the most part and careful not to entwine too tightly. That dosen't diminish the value I put on them in my heart.

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