Winners amongst Losers  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
11/27/2005 5:00 pm

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Winners amongst Losers

I love my friends.

Almost, and I mean Almost as much as I'd love a huge cock up my arse!

Which basically means I hate em. I see ya, ya dirty bastards. You were almost excited weren't ya! Well. I do.


I do kinda like them a little bit tho which isn't in *any* way meant to indicate that I would - just a little bit - like a cock up my arse. Nope! Not even just the tip! I only like 'em just a little, and I appreciate the efforts they have gone to trying to make me a winner... somehow in my life.

Alas they have failed. Which I knew they would, I mean... being associated with me *would* make them a bunch of losers right?

Yeah. That's what I figured too!

So... when they all banded together to help me win MzHunyholes' panties, I felt a twinge of something...

Anyway. I had a look, and sure enough. They had gathered there and posted in all their innocently munted beauty.

Shame they can't read!

I had to consult a lawyer to explain the rather simple rules of the competition.

So let the bidding begin....the most comments win.....the bidding will end Tuesday at Midnight

It would appear that the rules are as simple as they appear. The person who comments the MOST wins.

Which by my reckoning as at the time of this posting...

Makes Panty sniffin Bard the winner. Unless the voting changes.

So *thanks* guys. You really shouldn't have, and Bard?

Thanks mate!

You will never know what your efforts will mean to me!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/27/2005 5:44 pm

Laugh, we love you too Kiwi.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
11/27/2005 5:47 pm

Darling-emmm- all your blogs are so adorable-full of wit-and keep me smiling and rolling on the floor laughing my arse off-I hope I live long enough to read them all-lol!T

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
11/27/2005 5:48 pm don't want underpants or a cock up the arse?

Valdrane78 39M

11/27/2005 7:17 pm

Oh Hush. You know you want those panties, you are not fooling anyone!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
11/27/2005 7:42 pm

Maybe bard will share? And hey...since he's a "friend"...maybe he'll grant your other wish too. I mean...that's what "friend's" are for...right?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
11/28/2005 12:57 am

Don't worry Bulgy I'm sending you a pair of my man panties.

Sorry bout the skid marks mate.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
11/28/2005 4:43 am

this post made me giggle...right up till Luke's I'm just disturbed.

bardicman 51M

11/28/2005 8:32 am

Ahh yes my good friend Bulgey.

Pixie's comment got me to thinking...

What if I tied your hands behind your back. Gagged you with Mzhuny's knickers.........

I am not dead yet

bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:08 am


Yes I see that now....


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:22 am


You know it makes me smile thinking of you rolling around like that.


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:24 am


I love your ability to extract the essence of my post.

You got it girl!


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:25 am


Not all those voices in your head are good voices!


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:28 am


For gods sake don't give him ideas.

He doesn't have any and he aint been trained how to use them properly.


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:37 am


The fact that the whole backside of those man panties of yours are brown.

Means you can't really classify them as skid marked

Unless your rear tyre is the size of a house!

bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:39 am

I know what you mean SJ,

Given that he doesn't actually have underpants of any description...

I'm scared to think what he may send!

bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:40 am

Ahhh Divinity,

Yes their hearts are in the right place.

It's only a shame their arse isn't


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 10:49 am


You have been outed long ago as a lover all things wrong.

No longer do you need to say (I love it)

We know!

rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
11/28/2005 10:54 am


SO I'm still confused (being blonde, it's a constant struggle) ...

Now you want a cock up your ass too?

Wow, I think you're kinda greedy (I mean you already are getting panties), but I'll support your sexual exploration.

1 Vote for Bulging_boy to get a cock up is ass bulging_boy


Valdrane78 39M

11/28/2005 12:13 pm

Yes Bulgey, I have many voices in my head, one is tellignme I shoudl strangle you,t he other is tellin gme to star a contest in my own blog, abut a cock in yoru ass, and th eother one is laughing so damn hard my stomach hurts.


P.S And just because it is you.


BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 11:09 pm


I do kinda like them a little bit tho which isn't in *any* way meant to indicate that I would - just a little bit - like a cock up my arse. Nope! Not even just the tip!

What do you not understand in that?


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 11:10 pm

Awww thanks Val,

I'll C U Next Time too!


bulging_boy 50M

11/28/2005 11:21 pm

nikki I saw I saw.

Skinflint? Nooo.

She's just never had any.

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
11/29/2005 12:22 pm

i care about you..and I NEVER went over there to put you in such a compromising position..*angel halo* over my head...

Its good to be...ME

bulging_boy 50M

11/29/2005 1:11 pm

Thanks barbs,

Now can you help me get my leg back from around my neck?

rm_Mzhineyhole 37F
138 posts
11/30/2005 11:49 am

You can have my panties just for asking..

You need new friends.
Why does Travelingintexas need his aunt to hold his hand while he looks for sex? Has she bolted training wheels on his ass to keep him from falling off?

bulging_boy 50M

11/30/2005 2:36 pm

LOL Hiney,

I think it's the other way round. I'm thinking that his aunt is on the look for some groupies.

You know the ones... the stragglers that fall away from the herd.

anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

12/1/2005 7:10 pm

ok now i have to send the cornhuskers sheep wearing panties

bulging_boy 50M

12/1/2005 10:51 pm

LOL anch,

cornhuskers? WTF??

Sheep wearing panties I understand... but...


anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

12/2/2005 5:05 am

i was all phuq'd up in order of reading the sending it was first, this one i had to add panties due to you losing the friggen pantie war, which i voted for YOU by the way.....

just this sheep that the boys in hubbies unit got for thier commanding officer and it had the cornhuskers name on it.....ya had to be there, just enjoy the goddamn thing and shuddup....geesh as a night light you perv...gawd....thats what he used it for...made a night light for the whole units tent....and yes there were pics to prove it...wierdos

bulging_boy 50M

12/2/2005 6:24 am

Good god girl,

I keep reading and re-reading the first sentence, and I can't make any sense out of it.

Did I lose the panty war? Damn!

Thanks for the vote, and woooo.... I'll enjoy it babe!


anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

12/2/2005 9:58 am

OMFG lmao umm i just read and reread it too. It made no sense to me either and i wrote the fucking thing.....Im over here gigglin like a pot smoker right before the munchies hit....see what happens with lack of sleep..dont ask...its stupid!

bulging_boy 50M

12/2/2005 11:05 am

Thats ok... I was firing on 3hrs sleep when I read it.

Great to know it wasn't me!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/5/2005 8:48 pm

God, I come to check in and I am totally lost. HUny's back, I bet we can get her to send you a pair of panties.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 50M

12/5/2005 10:25 pm

You know Daph...

That's *really* not neccessary.

I'm cool.

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