Think you can say no to a kid?  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
11/21/2005 12:30 pm

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Think you can say no to a kid?


i'm bulge

s'not my real name, the name what my mum and dad gived me... but it's ok... i kinna like it a bit.

did you see my bike? i like my bike... you got a bike? yeah... bikes are cool. i ride my bike too, i rode it all the way up the hill, but i was really tired so i stopped.

so what you doing? how come you just sitting there? are you tired too? i can sit beside you if you like.

my mum says i shouldnt talk to strangers... but i was thinking... if you didnt talk to strangers... where would friends come from?

sometimes i think my mums silly. but shes a girl and girls are usually silly. are you a girl? just i cant see cause you got your face in your hands like that.

are you crying? i cried once, when i fell off my bike... it didnt really hurt cause boys are tough, but i cried anyway, cause it hurt a little bit. you want me to tell you a joke? i'll tell you a dirty joke that i heard today... 'a man fell over in the mud' ... did you get it? in the mud? dirty?

yeah... you watch tv? i watch tv... i like tv but mum always makes me do my dumb homework first. you think homework is dumb? i do. my best friend thinks homework is dumb too. we both think homework is dumb. and our teacher.

its ok. you dont need to cry. i can stay here so's you dont get lonely. until tea time anyway cause mum hates it if i dont come when its tea time.

you wanna come for tea?

you know... i dont know whats is making you sad but i thinks its making me feel a little bit sad too. i was sad when my granny died. i nearly cried then but my dad was looking at me, so i didnt. he had sore eyes i think cause they was all red and swolled up. i did good cause i was really sad but i didnt show no one so i think i made my dad proud of me. i just did some tears in my pillow when i was curled up, but no one knowed that either.

come on. you can help me push my bike. and after tea we can play with my toys.

and tomorrow? tomorrow we can go back to telling jokes.

come on... thats my house there.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
11/21/2005 1:44 pm

I want to go there.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/21/2005 1:51 pm

wanna play doctor?

You're a good guy kiwi, no matter what tey say about ya.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 2:18 pm

you can saint

wife4stranger 58F

11/21/2005 2:41 pm

Very nice. Thanks.....

rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
11/21/2005 3:39 pm

OK, Bulge, I'll help you push your bike. Even though I'm a girl, and boys are stronger than girls you know. Everyone knows that.

We can go to your house for tea. Do you have any cookies? I didn't finish my sandwich at lunch today because I wasn't hungry, but now I'm starved. I love to make cookies, but my mom says I'm not allowed to touch the stove. She's says I'll get burned. I said I'd be careful, but she still said no.

Do you have any Matchbox cars? I love to play cars... I had one that was the same as the car in the Dukes of Hazzard, but it's wheel fell off after my little sister tried to use it as a roller skate... little sisters suck. I try to leave her in the park, but she always follows me home.

Hey, thanks for the invite for tea, I'm not lonely anymore. And I wasn't really crying for real you know, because I'm tough, but you're nice and maybe you can come over my house for tea one day. And tomorrow we can definitely tell jokes.

Have you heard the one about the booger? It'll really stick with you...



Sweetest_Sin_Jes 38F

11/21/2005 3:40 pm

Will you play Barbies with me? PLEASE!


mysteriesofme 45F

11/21/2005 4:12 pm

Hey Bulge why don't you get on your bike.... I'll push your bike...

bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 4:31 pm

Sure Daph,

I love playing

bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 4:32 pm

Hi again wife

Thanks sweetie!

bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 4:39 pm

hi there blonde,

wow that's so cool. i wished i got a dukes of hazzard car. i just got a stink herbie one... and it didn't even do stuff.

im glad youre coming for tea and i can go to your place tomorrow

thatll be so cool. im gonna stay up all night thinking of jokes

i liked the booger one. you wanna see my booger?

bardicman 51M

11/21/2005 6:01 pm

Ok, 2 thoughts pop into my head.
Bulgy singing "I'm a little bumblebee"
And this thought...
Bulgy Gump..

Deep post Bulgy. Glad I am not wearing flip flops.

I am not dead yet

rm_impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
11/21/2005 6:43 pm

you really are precious aren't you?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 9:12 pm


The stuff that pops into your head?

scares me!


bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 9:21 pm

That they do nikki,

the openness of kids huh?

bulging_boy 50M

11/21/2005 9:23 pm

Thanks pixie,

maybe just semi precious tho

panda_moanium 48F  
196 posts
11/21/2005 10:28 pm

You are not the real bulge?
Did you grow in a pod or slip up his bum while he was sleeping?

toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
11/21/2005 11:21 pm


i'm toothy

s'not my real name, the name what my mum and dad gived me... but it's ok... i kinna like it a bit.

...oh, and i smile a lot...

tillerbabe 57F

11/22/2005 12:34 am

I have a G.I. Joe and some Hot wheels! I'll "show you mine" if "you show me yours" (giggle)

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 12:49 am


shhhh... it was a rough trip, but there was plenty of room for me to slip up there!

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 12:50 am

hi toothy,

i smile too... i like smiling... you like smiling too?


anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

11/22/2005 2:12 am

Your adorable......Can i pinch yer cheeks and big raspberry kisses?

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 4:12 am

Anch sweetie...

Fill yer boots!

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 4:16 am

Hi mysteries

Cool! You can push my bike and we'll see how fast i can go down the hill.

it'll be really fast i bet, faster 'n a racecar or a rocket!

come on!

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 4:19 am

Hi jess,

Yeah we can play with your barbie... but don't make him kiss my action man... cause action man don't like that kissie stuffs.

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 4:21 am

You gotta GI Joe tiller?

thats soooo cool. my mum wouldnt let me get a GI Joe, she saids my action man was all i was getting, but hes pretty boring now. plus i think jess wants to make barbie kiss him

anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

11/22/2005 10:08 am

hmmmmm not exactly sure what "fill yer boots" means.....

silkysmoothlegs3 106F

11/22/2005 10:33 am

why do little boys do that feel that they cant cry

love your blogg

silky xx

rm_Mzhineyhole 37F
138 posts
11/22/2005 11:00 am

oooo That is so sweet. That is a really cute post. And you are a really cute guy....... What a waste..

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 11:51 am

anch my dear,

Fill yer boots means

go for your life

you have a green light

take as much as you want

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 11:54 am

hiya silky

i not sure... i fink it social conditioner or somefing

my dad puts it in his hair and it makes him all strong

i fingk i washed my hair wif it too

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 11:57 am

hiya mzhiney

don't shoot! I can wear a dress... honest.

anyway... you got the waste round the wrong way! {=}

Wicked1TX 48F

11/22/2005 12:37 pm

I feel like playing on a swing set now and digging in the dirt with my toes.

Thanks Bulgy, you are a sweet boy.

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 1:41 pm

hi wicked.

If I push you then you can push me?

We'll take turns... it'll be fun

sweetdarlin71 46F

11/22/2005 3:08 pm

Hey, that was sweet, I'm not so sad anymore. Hey, if we stop by my house I can get my bike too. I might be a girl but I know how to make a ramp so we can do jumps and stuff. You wanna?

bulging_boy 50M

11/22/2005 4:00 pm

wow sweetdarlin,

do ya? that's sooo cool. i love ramps and stuffs like that!

yeah... lets go get your bike. I can give you a double if you wanna get there quicker

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