There's no fucking Vitamin C in that!  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
6/21/2006 5:35 am

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6/21/2006 11:29 pm

There's no fucking Vitamin C in that!


Ladies and Gentlemen, Fellow bloggers.

I'm beyond speechless with what I have learnt tonight.

This here is supposed to be our safe haven. The place we can go to recover when life deals us a body blow.

I *thought* that.

It seems that people we interact with are not what they seem at first glance.

Oh no. It's worse than that.

Ya see, I was over at Mr Rat's blog [post 395092] enjoying a nice glass of fresh orange juice when I turned my back for the briefest of moments.

When I turned around Mr Rat himself was standing on the table adjusting his zip which although not uncommon, was strange in front of me, as I have repeatedly spurned his advances.

What struck me was that my Orange Juice was no longer Orange and was now sparkling.

Sparkling Orange Juice.

and warm!

Warm Sparkling Orange Juice!

*blechh*

So I implore you good people.

Do not... I repeat... DO FUCKING NOT... take your Orange Juice to Mr Rat's house.

He is obviously swapping it for old stocks of unchilled Sparkling Orange Juice.

I say old... cause it was bitter as fuck!

Bastard!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
6/21/2006 7:13 am

And you complained about sucking or swallowing?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
6/21/2006 9:42 am

Lol, I really, really must learn to get my mind out of the gutter!! My mind went off on all sorts of tangents just then!!

Hope you've got fresh stocks of orange juice. And champers. And strawberries. And chocolates. LIBlonde97 is going to want spoiling once she lands, Hobbit Boy, and none of this past-it's-expiry-date shit you're waffling on about!

♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


Seriously_Real 49M

6/21/2006 10:25 am

That Rat is a rat-bastid sometimes, alright...

--Seriously


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/21/2006 1:35 pm

bulging boy,

Maybe we ought to start referring to valleyrat4 as "Mouse Man" (the slick one).LOL

Lady B.


aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
6/21/2006 1:47 pm

lmao - i'll be sure to keep that in mind!


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 2:53 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    And you complained about sucking or swallowing?
Hey!

I'm still complaining about the choice.

The dirty bastard. That's all I'm saying.

LOL


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 2:55 pm

    Quoting helga_hansen:
    Lol, I really, really must learn to get my mind out of the gutter!! My mind went off on all sorts of tangents just then!!

    Hope you've got fresh stocks of orange juice. And champers. And strawberries. And chocolates. LIBlonde97 is going to want spoiling once she lands, Hobbit Boy, and none of this past-it's-expiry-date shit you're waffling on about!

    ♥♥HH♥♥
You know Helga,

Regardless of what treats I get for her... I still feel like it's me being spoilt.

Weird huh?


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 2:56 pm

    Quoting Seriously_Real:
    That Rat is a rat-bastid sometimes, alright...

    --Seriously
You know... I'm looking at the 'sometimes' and figuring it's a little on the low side.


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 2:59 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    bulging boy,

    Maybe we ought to start referring to valleyrat4 as "Mouse Man" (the slick one).LOL

    Lady B.
I'm afraid that if we did that...

He'd have an excuse for the little chocolate drops.

Sneaky prick would probably wrap them in tinfoil and call them Hershey's Kisses


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 3:01 pm

    Quoting aascrompn:
    lmao - i'll be sure to keep that in mind!
It's for your own protection Aas,

Now speaking of protection and things to keep in mind...

Pants man... Pants!!!


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 3:02 pm

    Quoting TheMindFucker:
    be thankful he wasn't offering you a nice "chocolate shake"
Oh yeah... I should be thankful.

Mind you... he's been offering me a vanilla snake for a while now.

LOL


bulging_boy 50M

6/21/2006 3:04 pm

    Quoting rm_valleyrat4:
    You don't wanna know what I'll swap your pina colada with.....
Somehow Valley,

I believe you. I really do!

LOL


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