Suggestion: LiBlonde97  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
2/4/2006 7:55 pm

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Suggestion: LiBlonde97

So here we come to the next suggestion on my list.

LiBlonde witnessed this, and it caused a great deal of hilarity in chat.

Have you ever tried to insult someone... only to verbally trip?

Hey you fucking corksucker!


Piss off you shirt head


Ever done that? It's a bit like an own goal in an argument.

Don't be suck a fuckwit... and brush your teeth cause your breath stinks!

Yeah? Yeah? Well at least my breath does stink cause I've been eating shit!

*slaps head with hand*

Well that would explain a lot!

I meant my breath *doesn't* stink cause I've been eating shit! Not like you!!

Too late dick head!


It's amazing how critical the correct usage of words becomes when insulting people. Especially when you're hot under the collar.

So inevitably when I'm out driving, I encounter all manner of idiots who seem to go out of their way to piss me off.

And thus was created my build an insult.

Get out of my way you Homo Bitch

Get off the fucking road you Cunt Cock

it really didn't matter what the terms were... they seemed fairly interchangeable.

The first time LiBlonde heard it she stared at me before bursting into laughter.

Did you just call her a homo bitch?

Uhhh yeah...

And so the rest of the day was spent driving around town building our insults ready for dishing out to those fucking annoying dick hards

*slaps head*

I mean dick heads!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
2/5/2006 10:03 am

You should have just stuck with asshat or fucktard.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

FeistySyn 53F

2/5/2006 11:15 am

Laughing so much I can't think of a thing right now... definitely will be following this post, and will be in oxymoron (or just plain moron??) heaven... LOL!!!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

sideline1968 49F

2/5/2006 1:17 pm

Now I know why I stay out of the chat rooms.

I'm sure a good portion of my posts would look like this....

....thanks for the giggle this afternoon.


bulging_boy 50M

2/5/2006 2:09 pm

You know me Daph,

Always pushing the envelope when trying to degrade idiots!

bulging_boy 50M

2/5/2006 2:14 pm

Oh that's nice Feisty,

Reading my blog still laughing at someone elses?

I'm hurt.

Well... I would be if I was real... or if I wasn't in oxymoron heaven already.


impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
2/5/2006 6:12 pm

Perhaps you should make a pocket dictionary for those of us that are insult challenged. I could put it right on my dashboard.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

Peche85 32F

2/5/2006 7:42 pm

Haha I yell random things like that too. The words just come out in the heat of the moment lol. People laugh at me doing it too!

Maybe its a kiwi thing

Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

2/5/2006 7:44 pm

You know, I understand the wait is tough....however, once you two get together, you're going to have years and decades of making one another laugh. It is worth whatever price you need to pay for that!

bulging_boy 50M

2/5/2006 10:48 pm

Hiya Sideline,

Chatrooms are great, you come away feeling like you've just taken some really hard drugs without having done so.

Or maybe that's just the people I chat with that leave me feeling like that!


bulging_boy 50M

2/5/2006 10:49 pm

Damn Pixie,

That's a bloody good idea.

I'll sell them and make a fortune.


bulging_boy 50M

2/5/2006 10:59 pm

Could be Peche,

Of course, you and I are the only Kiwi's I know of doing it...

maybe we should take a poll?

bulging_boy 50M

2/5/2006 11:00 pm

True PL,

We've already started, so I don't see us wanting to stop.


bulging_boy 50M

2/6/2006 2:13 am

See Tennisguy?

That's *exactly* what I was talking about!


bulging_boy 50M

2/6/2006 2:13 am


I hope you took your shoe off first MzH

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
2/6/2006 2:38 am

So I'm not the only dork who does that?

bulging_boy 50M

2/6/2006 4:52 am


You aint a dork curious!

kyplowboy22 62M

2/6/2006 6:50 am

It's sympathy, Bulge.....she has taken you under her wings out of sympathy. She knows you would ne're do well left to your own devices. Nope. You require an abundance of adult supervision.



digdug41 50M

2/6/2006 11:15 am

ROFL I seem to do that alot bulge

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

bulging_boy 50M

2/6/2006 2:23 pm

Well so long as it's the supervision she dishes out KY, I'm all for it!



bulging_boy 50M

2/6/2006 2:25 pm

Hell sexyfit,

I've seen that one too! Couldn't tell you for the life of me when I saw it tho... I was only a kid!

... spose it mighta been last week!

bulging_boy 50M

2/6/2006 2:26 pm


I can believe it dude!


FeistySyn 53F

2/6/2006 2:46 pm

hey Buldge... how about some Jumbo Shrimp instead of your Genuine Imitation burnt roast to go with your Seriously Funny blog about your Domestic Bliss with LiBlonde when your were Alone Together in your car, perhaps it was during Rush Hour ...

~~deafening silence~~

sorry in a mood, I could not resist!!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

tillerbabe 57F

2/7/2006 1:24 am


bulging_boy 50M

2/7/2006 5:12 am

What was that Feisty?

I couldn't hear you for all that deafening silence!


bulging_boy 50M

2/7/2006 5:14 am

Hey Tiller

Fuck Juicer!

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
2/7/2006 4:50 pm

He says - Proof that given enough time and boredom, anything can make for a good post! (She promises to attend your next seance, so keep being patient.)

bulging_boy 50M

2/8/2006 2:23 am

That's very interesting Romeo,

Given that's exactly how I thought I'd be communicating with the pair of you!

Nice to see you two are still... uhhh... kicking around

dasher121 37M

2/8/2006 8:13 am

Yeah, curious is a dork lol. And so am I!!!! And so are you!!! And so is she!!!

And so is it!!!! And so is that!!!! No no no that. THAT!!! Yes, right there. No, not there! THERE.......oh for shits sake never mind!

bardicman 51M

2/10/2006 5:52 am

Homo Bitch.... I still laugh when I hear it.

I am not dead yet

Peche85 32F

2/10/2006 8:07 pm


I hope the reason for no posts for so long is because you were in Thames the other day and happened to buy a Big Wednesday ticket from the 4 Square lol and you're too shocked to do anything but stare at the ticket

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/11/2006 8:51 am

Such language!

"It's amazing how critical the correct usage of words becomes when insulting people."

I have always been amazed by how much is revealed about a person when you observe how they hurl insults. Some will present an insult so subtly that the target does not even realize at first that he is being insulted.

Others, with less imagination and intellect will simply bow to their base emotion through the use of vulgar, coarse, and indelicate invective.

Blog On!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/12/2006 12:01 am

Shit. I miss being invisible.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
2/13/2006 11:02 am

LOL.. I still lvoe 'fucktard'.. A lady I know who goesto my gym calls all the 'prima donnas' homotwats. T


AlbertPrince 59M

2/13/2006 3:24 pm

You're blogging less than me - get your finger out

Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

2/14/2006 3:13 pm

I miss you!



FeistySyn 53F

2/15/2006 5:50 pm

damn you Buldge... you just love how I beg huh?? come back again!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!! I miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuu sooooooooooooooo muuuuuch!!! ... was that good enough????

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

vanna4u 39F

2/18/2006 3:57 pm

I don't get why you call yourself bulging boy. Do you have like a big tummy or something? My ex did and that's what it made me think of, hehe

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
2/20/2006 11:22 pm

Well funny man, I like fiestysyn miss you as well.

Take care

hugs and smiles

vanna4u 39F

2/24/2006 1:20 am

people told me to come over here because it was a fun blog, but so far it kinda sucks, nothing personal. are you ever gonna post again?

womanoirish 55F

3/12/2006 11:28 pm

bloody fucking hell i know what the fuck you fucking mean!

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