Stretching the legs  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
9/5/2006 2:55 pm

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9/15/2006 12:32 am

Stretching the legs


Yeah.

So how you all been?

I noticed that Trav chose to come out in my last blog which was nice.

Homo yourself you bloody poofter! You never answer your phone!!!

Sorry about that... Pent up frustration perhaps?

Perhaps.

Some of you smarter folk would realise that seeing as I'm here, it must mean that the blonde one is away. Sadly she is. She had to go back a couple of days ago, which means in a word that my life is now complete and utter shit.

Well... maybe not that bad, after all... I have decided that I'm gonna go and see her in November. That should be a blast.

Not literally I hope.

Fucking terrorists.

So yeah. She's gone. I'm here. You're there.

And the ones who aren't so smart will be going... 'Yay he really does love us!'

Spakkers.

So what now? The last three months have been absolutely amazing I have to say. In fact the blonde one even said to me, that she was amazed after so long together living in each others pockets (it's a freaking phrase Bard!) that we weren't on each others nerves.

Far from it. Far far far from it. In fact so far away from it that it makes NY look like next door.

Which I wish it was of course.

Tho it might take me some gettin used to Dug hollerin 'cross the fence.

I'd be shouting back something along the lines of take a fucking breath man. Punctuate. Stop for fucks sake. Let me speak.

LOL

So there we go. Maybe this one will appease Ms Fantasia as a legitimate blog entry.

Hope ya didn't miss me, cause when I had my good lady with me... you all never got a second thought.

hehehe

That's not completely true of course. But then again...

barbiebunny 38F
5597 posts
9/5/2006 3:10 pm

ill do stupid pet tricks on cam until she returns

Its good to be...ME


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
9/5/2006 3:11 pm

welcome back hun,sorry to see you both separate again for now


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
9/5/2006 3:35 pm

Wow, I would say welcome back, but I don't want to twist your arm or nothin'!!

Glad to hear everything went smashingly!!! So, any talks of making it permanent? Inquiring minds want to know!!!


frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
9/5/2006 3:51 pm

Sorry to see you back (in the nicest possible way!)

Glad to see she is still putting up with you...hehe!!

We'll try and keep you company while she's away. A poor second I know but hey, what are friends for!

Frangi x


kyplowboy22 63M

9/5/2006 4:49 pm

Oh, just come back when it suits you, eh? Lookin for a sympathy here mate? Well, let ol' kpb fix you up a lil sugar tit to suck on and maybe that will.......ohhhhhh......hey guy, that ain't the sugar tit, but by all means, keep on suckin'!!!

kpb


Peche85 32F

9/5/2006 5:07 pm

Is this the same pent up frustration that makes books turn into horses? Lol.

Come down and visit me when you're both back ok


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
9/5/2006 5:47 pm

PS: Yeah, trav ignores everyone and then he pretends like that's not true. Ha, like we don't all talk about it, lol.

Does this mean that I get the Pacific Region Bulge Watch Shift again????
Bummer about the Blonde being gone but happy about the reinstated shift.


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
9/5/2006 6:04 pm

welcome back!

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/5/2006 6:16 pm

Hehe, Wahine, I thought you'd been watching for bulges for a while now.

Trav answer his phone? We need to make a note of that and try and get it in Guiness Book of World Records.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/5/2006 6:19 pm

Hey, if you are coming to the states in November, let me know for sure when. I think I can have the quilt done by then and I'd rather you take it back with you and then I won't have to worry about it getting lost in the mail and some Aboringine ending up with it and dragging it around in the dirt.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
9/5/2006 9:31 pm


~ nodz ~ in agreement with Frangi

nice to see you.... yet....


helga_hansen 50F  
1987 posts
9/5/2006 11:39 pm

Um... did Blonde get the parcel I sent? I hope so, otherwise she's going to be a cold blonde in NYC.

Nice to have you back here, although the reasons are lousy... doesn't time fly, eh?

♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


kyplowboy22 63M

9/6/2006 9:05 am

Poor Blonde, I just thought about that. She's leaving there at the end of winter only to come here for the begining of another one. Now, that's gotta suck, two winters in the same year.

kpb


rm_impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
9/6/2006 7:10 pm

***pixie squishing face first up, then down, not really sure which way to go**

anyway...I've seriously missed you. Sorry you're missing her.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
9/6/2006 7:39 pm

I might have to make another mainland trip, just to hang with Blonde while she's there...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


CuriousAries67 51F

9/7/2006 2:21 pm

Sorry that your fair lady is away, but glad you thought to check in on blogville. Glad to know you're alive and well. November in NY, eh? Maybe if you're not to busy shagging, an East Coast meet and greet would be in order...


want2play926 47F

9/8/2006 7:22 am

I thought she was staying down under for good....sorry time went so fast for you both.

I hope the time apart goes faster for you both.


fantasia_shares 48M/45F
4164 posts
9/8/2006 10:01 am

Yeah, what on earth did she go back to NY for? You must've been very very naughty...

LOL...THIS does qualify as a legitimate blog entry. I am appeased.

Even...Hi, Spakker here, did you miss me, my blonde is leaving...would qualify.

I'm not sure what that was before...perhaps it qualifies as complete and total comment whoring...and that only works if you had friends, which of course, you do.


Fantasia

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
9/8/2006 5:19 pm

Sorry she's gone, bud. You know what they say about absence making the heart grow fonder? Well, it also makes you crazier than a shit house rat. Hope you can get back together before you lose it. In the mean time, maybe we'll catch up one IM or email soon.


barbiebunny 38F
5597 posts
9/11/2006 1:16 am

i told ya not to burn another roast man..

Its good to be...ME


digdug41 50M

9/13/2006 7:01 am

good to seeya back bulge and I see you got jokes huh but thats alright I'll getcha back

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
9/14/2006 6:10 pm

For everyone who's wondering- I came back to NY to work for a few weeks because I get paid a lot more money in my speciality here than in NZ.. so a few weeks of maniac overtime and the wedding will be paid for. Yay! Bulge is coming over in mid November to meet my folks and friends and hang out with me in NY for his very first Thanksgiving. Should be awesome.

I'd much rather be in NZ with Bulge, but practicality has won out (for once) for the timebeing. But before long we'll be back together... Not soon enough though!

So as we're apart, we'll have nothing to do but bitch on our blogs about it for the next 8 weeks. (And lucky you get to read that crap!)

Double woo hooo!

A


bulging_boy 50M

9/15/2006 12:32 am

    Quoting rm_LilBlondeNZ:
    For everyone who's wondering- I came back to NY to work for a few weeks because I get paid a lot more money in my speciality here than in NZ.. so a few weeks of maniac overtime and the wedding will be paid for. Yay! Bulge is coming over in mid November to meet my folks and friends and hang out with me in NY for his very first Thanksgiving. Should be awesome.

    I'd much rather be in NZ with Bulge, but practicality has won out (for once) for the timebeing. But before long we'll be back together... Not soon enough though!

    So as we're apart, we'll have nothing to do but bitch on our blogs about it for the next 8 weeks. (And lucky you get to read that crap!)

    Double woo hooo!

    A
Yeah.

What she said!


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