Question of the day  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
6/23/2006 1:43 am

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8/29/2006 2:17 am

Question of the day


Is it still mastubation if you train a monkey to do it for you?

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
6/23/2006 1:53 am

Why is it when I read masterbating, and monkey, I thought of Trav?????

Its good to be...ME


pussycat_meow4u 37F

6/23/2006 2:19 am

I think yes,but gross! Hope the monkey won't suck it for you too.


chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
6/23/2006 2:24 am

Isn't masturbation spelt with an r (hey, you posted it)?

Can I borrow your monkey?


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 3:01 am

    Quoting barbiebunny:
    Why is it when I read masterbating, and monkey, I thought of Trav?????
I'm guessing cause you were turned on?


Peche85 32F

6/23/2006 3:02 am

Sure. Well you can masturbate someone else, so technically yes.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 3:03 am

    Quoting pussycat_meow4u:
    I think yes,but gross! Hope the monkey won't suck it for you too.
Gross?

I'd make him wash his hands first.

oooh suck it? No way.

Seen the way they eat bananas?


HBowt2 60F

6/23/2006 3:04 am

I dont think he was worrying about spelling....mind he don't bite you....


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 3:04 am

    Quoting chasingfun27:
    Isn't masturbation spelt with an r (hey, you posted it)?

    Can I borrow your monkey?
Bastard keyboard.

Nice spotting ya fucker. I'm gonna leave it there now.

Sure you can borrow my monkey... so long as you're not gonna spank it


barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
6/23/2006 3:16 am

did u know monkeys fling poo?

Its good to be...ME


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 3:17 am

    Quoting Peche85:
    Sure. Well you can masturbate someone else, so technically yes.
Thanks Peche,

I was worried about that whole blindness thing


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 3:18 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    I dont think he was worrying about spelling....mind he don't bite you....
LOL HBowt,

I doubt there'd be enough there to interest him really


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
6/23/2006 4:15 am

<-- wondering what "mastubation" is.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:31 am

It's like mastuRation

only a monkey does it.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:35 am

LOL

It's like mastuRbation.

Only a monkey does it


Seriously_Real 49M

6/23/2006 5:42 am

I think masturbation with someone else should be mutual, and this is why I hope you are sensitive to your monkey's needs and return the love. Moreover, and on a spiritual level, I think it is also a very intimate thing that only a man and monkey who truly love and care for each other should share, just as God intended.

--Seriously


want2play926 46F

6/23/2006 5:58 am



I don't think it is, I think it is considered that you are a sick SOB
LOL


CuriousAries67 51F

6/23/2006 6:09 am

Technically, I think you've moved into beastiality...

~ aries


concupiscentKid 41M

6/23/2006 6:43 am

I say yes.
If a monkey is orbiting the moon; it is still orbiting the moon.
(Wait . . . that didn't make any sense)


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
6/23/2006 6:53 am

Nowhere, absolutely nowhere does it say anything about masturbation in these ... Sit still you fucker ... Sit Still Fucker The Beginning.

BTW... "an old cunt now"? Naw Bulge, you are such a sexy mama.
Happy Birthday Kiwi!


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/23/2006 8:17 am

bulging boy,

Hey Kiwi,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Is it true what they say "You get better with age"?

Lady B.


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/23/2006 9:08 am

No, I think it would be considered bestiality. But at least it doesn't have one of those troublesome r's in it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
6/23/2006 11:13 am

Depends, what is the monkey getting out of it?


digdug41 50M

6/23/2006 12:26 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA! and as for yer question I haven't the foggiest I really am slow

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
6/23/2006 12:53 pm

    Quoting Seriously_Real:
    I think masturbation with someone else should be mutual, and this is why I hope you are sensitive to your monkey's needs and return the love. Moreover, and on a spiritual level, I think it is also a very intimate thing that only a man and monkey who truly love and care for each other should share, just as God intended.

    --Seriously
This damn near made me cry. So beautiful...I have to out and pet my goat.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

-What a present you're getting.


micahbiguns 52M

6/23/2006 3:58 pm

oh Happy Day


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:04 pm

    Quoting Seriously_Real:
    I think masturbation with someone else should be mutual, and this is why I hope you are sensitive to your monkey's needs and return the love. Moreover, and on a spiritual level, I think it is also a very intimate thing that only a man and monkey who truly love and care for each other should share, just as God intended.

    --Seriously
Sweet. So the monkey masturbation thing has been sanctioned by God?

I'm definately not gonna go blind then


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:07 pm

    Quoting want2play926:


    I don't think it is, I think it is considered that you are a sick SOB
    LOL
There is a strong possibility want2.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:12 pm

    Quoting CuriousAries67:
    Technically, I think you've moved into beastiality...

    ~ aries
I was wondering about that Aries,

I thought for it to be beastiality you actually had to fuck it.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:15 pm

    Quoting concupiscentKid:
    I say yes.
    If a monkey is orbiting the moon; it is still orbiting the moon.
    (Wait . . . that didn't make any sense)
Hey Kid,

Damn. I'm looking for a loophole.

concupiscent took too long to type, so I figured I'd just call you kid.

Hope you don't mind.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:17 pm

LOL Daph,

The oldies are the best aye?


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:18 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    bulging boy,

    Hey Kiwi,

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    Is it true what they say "You get better with age"?

    Lady B.
Hey Lady Bambi,

Thanks for the wishes... and I fucking hope I do, cause I was pretty shite to start off with.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:21 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    No, I think it would be considered bestiality. But at least it doesn't have one of those troublesome r's in it.
Spakker.

Chasing already addressed that particular faux-pa.

and as I said to Aries... don't you have to fuck it for it to be beastiality?


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:23 pm

    Quoting rm_valleyrat4:
    I think it's beastiality also. However.......I think I can get you off (yeah, I said it - I'll get you off) on a techinicallity. Now if it were a flying monkey like in the Wizard of Oz maybe it wouldn't be beastiality if no one ever actually saw the flying monkey?

    Oh by the way.......

    Happy Birthday you old fart!
oooh a flying monkey?

Damn. I could really do with one of those.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:26 pm

    Quoting maverick1255:
    Depends, what is the monkey getting out of it?
Hey Mav,

The monkey?? Uhhh... ummm... errr... he's ahhh... getting a warm meal.

Yeah. A warm meal.

Ok... not so much a meal as a... errr.... snack.

*sigh*

Ok... not so much a snack either as a... taste.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:34 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA! and as for yer question I haven't the foggiest I really am slow
Thanks Dugman,

Slow? Man... that's TMI dude.

You know that I'm gonna know what your doing when you say you're gonna pull an all nighter now.

LOL


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:36 pm

    Quoting chasingfun27:
    This damn near made me cry. So beautiful...I have to out and pet my goat.

    HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

    -What a present you're getting.
Awww Chasing man...

Seriously... keep the goat.

I got me a real woman now.

WoooooHoooooo.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:37 pm

Thanks Micah,

But my happy day is yet to come.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 4:39 pm

    Quoting rm_Spicy481:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You sick perverted Kiwi!!!
LOL

I'm not sick. But the monkey sure will be if he swallows.


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
6/23/2006 8:23 pm

Happy Birthday Bulge....

I hope you leave the damn monkey alone now that You do have a real woman !..

eat cake ...dance like a fool...
and be happier than you have **ever** been...!!!!!

Birthday Hugs......m.


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 10:40 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    Happy Birthday Bulge....

    I hope you leave the damn monkey alone now that You do have a real woman !..

    eat cake ...dance like a fool...
    and be happier than you have **ever** been...!!!!!

    Birthday Hugs......m.
Awww thanks M,

Yeah monkey? You can fuck off now buddy. I'll find you a nice home.

Somewhere with nuts amd bananas

LOL


want2play926 46F

6/23/2006 10:43 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MONKEY LOVER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!

God Bless you and Blonde both....


bulging_boy 50M

6/23/2006 11:30 pm

    Quoting want2play926:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MONKEY LOVER

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!

    God Bless you and Blonde both....
That was beautiful want2

and in tune as well.

wow!


TabithaElectra79 39F

6/24/2006 7:38 am

Ewwwwwwww!



They might think it was a banana!


bulging_boy 50M

6/24/2006 12:08 pm

That is a scary thought.

Seen their teeth?

lol


bardicman 51M

6/26/2006 8:37 pm

Happy belated birthday Spikkity Spakker!!!



I am not dead yet


bulging_boy 50M

6/26/2006 11:15 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Happy belated birthday Spikkity Spakker!!!
Cheers,

Ya manky slag


aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
7/21/2006 11:29 am

lmao - I do think it's still considered masturbation!


bulging_boy 50M

8/29/2006 2:17 am

    Quoting aascrompn:
    lmao - I do think it's still considered masturbation!
Christ Aas,

Thanks for being the spoilsport!


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