I'm gonna write my name next  

bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
11/9/2005 1:45 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm gonna write my name next


[Music: Where is the love - Black Eyed Peas]

Interesting title for a song dont ya think? I'm trying not to think of peas fighting and then getting black eyes.

There seems to be too much aggro at the moment.

So Ima gonna send out some luuuuuuve

Bulge-style!

[drops pants]

Ok... line up all you unhappy bastards.

Trav! You stand back! No! I mean *really* You *don't* wanna be part of this.

Tiller? You ok?
Daphne?
SJ? hehehehe
Saint?
Sil?
Mysteries?
Bella_?

[downs another steak]

MsRotary?
Hots?

No Luke! You stand back too!

nikki?
Saddle?
MadKitten?
Goddess?

Right! Uhhh o... k... ooooh! I'm feeling a little nervous now. A little bit stage frighty. Like I could imagine feeling standing up top on a bungy tower.

You might have to all stand a bit closer. I may have over extended myself.

No... closer? Closer still?

Hmmm... maybe if you all just lie on top of one another.

[eyes roll back]

oh yeah...that's gonna work

gnnn uh hu. hu. hu. hu. hu. hu. hu. hu. hu. hu. hu... hu...

...hu

Hey? Where'd ya all go?

Woooo... lookit the snowman

AlbertPrince 59M

11/9/2005 9:02 am

I'm glad you didn't exclude me!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
52F

11/9/2005 9:12 am

what?
No love for the Princess?
*sulks*

TTFN


tillerbabe 57F

11/9/2005 9:30 am

...I'm not "done" yet.....hold still!


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 10:49 am

LOL

You noticed Prince?

Given you were still kissing Tillers arse, I figured it would have fallen on deaf ears anyway!


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 10:52 am

Now don't take this the wrong way Princess...

But your mouth is disturbingly large.

Had you been there... the snowman wouldn't



You need one to one loving m'dear

C'mon


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 10:57 am

I love the fact that I can never satisfy you Tiller,

it gives me something *else* to aim for


silkysmoothlegs3 106F

11/9/2005 1:54 pm

what bout silky


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 2:58 pm

silky

If you need some bulge luvin... you come to the right place. I just needed to get those ones sorted first or they'd have chewed my arse *right* off.

Let me get my strength back



I don't want you feeling left out!


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/9/2005 3:46 pm

Oooo...are you into the whole ass chewing thing Bulge?

Why, I never knew you were Mr. Kink!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 4:40 pm

only to those that know me Daphne!


rm_sj365 56F
2414 posts
11/9/2005 6:27 pm

nope, not ok...not even a little bit.
i might need to stay after class...


mysteriesofme 45F

11/9/2005 7:39 pm

Tiller.. is that you tickling me.. PLEASE STOP... lol


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
11/9/2005 8:00 pm

If Texas isnt invited, how are we gonna torture him?


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 9:40 pm

You stay as long as you like SJ

But clean yourself up young lady!

You look a mess!


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 9:43 pm

LOL mysteries...

I'd tell her to stop but I don't think you'd want that!

I know I wouldn't


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 9:44 pm

I'm gonna send him the photo Saint.

Now hold still and *smile*

[flash]


panda_moanium 48F  
195 posts
11/9/2005 10:10 pm

Don't tell me - this is gonna be the best 8 seconds of my life right?


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
11/9/2005 11:07 pm

luke69iner

bella_

How do you like me now Bulgy

***Sorry to steal your body for a sec Bella but if I'm gonna chose a sexy body photo yours is kind of high on the list ... I'll tell my tongue to behave itself I promise***


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 11:31 pm

only if you slow it down hots!


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 11:34 pm

i'm just gonna sit here and rest now nikki

i'm spent

LOL


bulging_boy 50M

11/9/2005 11:47 pm

Luke if only you knew how disturbed I was right now

LMAO


rm_sj365 56F
2414 posts
11/10/2005 12:07 am

i just wanna know what luke did with HIS body.
since yer not using it, can i have it?


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 1:25 am

LOL Sil,

Keep 'em... I have another pair


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 1:26 am

SJ,

You know when I said you have no idea how disturbed I am to Luke?


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
11/10/2005 3:50 am

I would let ya SJ but Bulgeman won't share


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 9:18 am

LMAO Trav

Wipe!


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 9:20 am

Don't look Luke

For God's sake

DON'T LOOK!!


LOL


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/10/2005 9:41 am

SHIT the damn door? ROFLROFLROFL!!!!

Holy crap...never, NEVER trying responding to a blog when;

1) typing in the dark.

2) Laughing so hard you hurt.

3) Being in a conference chat with Bulge.

4) Or working on 3.5 hours of sleep. *yawn*

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/10/2005 9:42 am

BTW Trav, shitting a door? Exactly how big do you think our asses are?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 10:42 am

ROFL Daphne!! I never spotted that!


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 10:43 am

Yeah Trav!

How big?? Huh? Logs maybe... cables too! but a door?

LOL

Splinters?


rm_LilBlondeNZ 41F
1028 posts
11/10/2005 1:27 pm

Oh, Bulge... you know luvin is exactly what I need today! ...Just finished two weeks of finals and I am on vacation till Tuesday...thank god, oh I mean, Thank Tall!

Lay it on me, Kiwi boy.... come on.... closer....closer...

Oh yeahhhhhh.....

XOXO
A


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 1:51 pm

Wooooooooooooo Blonde!

Whaddya mean closer... closer?

You making fun of my size now?

Ahhh who cares... I'm in! That's all that matters right?

LOL


bulging_boy 50M

11/10/2005 8:25 pm

jeeez Sil,

Jump on if you like... you gotta be clever to work out an obvious guy like me!


bulging_boy 50M

11/13/2005 2:45 pm

Come over here candy... I got a whole pile for you!

{=}


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