bulging_boy 50M
4912 posts
4/25/2006 6:40 pm

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Seems a good way to describe me.

Or apathetic.

Hmmm.... I think that should be two words.

A Pathetic individual.

Yeah, that kinda feels about right.

Not sure why really, I just haven't felt the call of the wild, the inner urge that made me plonk my huge arse onto my reclining lounger and start typing my inner thoughts and feelings for everyone to laugh at.


I love this cognitive therapy. It's great.

My therapist reckoned it was a good way for me to come to terms with just how truly boring and useless I am.

Tell you what Bulge, start a Blog and see what kind of comments you get. My bet is that even complete strangers will start telling you that you are a pathetic wanker... I mean a challenged individual

I love my therapist. I still have some of him left in the freezer, but I think I'm gonna save him for when we have guests. I'd feel bad about just using him for a casserole now.


Well despite him, and at the moment... well... at this point in time, I'm at home nursing a cold.

And that just got me thinking that nursing a cold is a completely fucking stupid thing to do. I mean... why?

I should really just drop the fucking thing and kick it in the head.

Can you imagine if I did a really good job of nursing it? My 6ft cold. Capable of knocking out an elephant.


I'll put that on my tombstone.

Here lies Bulge. He nursed his cold until it could knock out an Elephant.

Fucking dick!

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
4/25/2006 10:38 pm

She says - Come give me a snot filled hug!

In case you forgot... many of us considered you a spectacular wanker outside of your Blog! You so underestimate yourself!

Now I have to go better conjure that image of you nursing anything. I can't decide on the image of you with six nipples, or the simpler vision of you in a traditional white uniform...

Big Smiles!

micahbiguns 52M

4/25/2006 11:08 pm

Glad to know your back from the dead. How was the trip did you visit heaven or hell lol Good to see you back

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
4/26/2006 12:28 am

Well!!! That's just dandy! You bugger off, drop out of sight for months. You don't write. You don't call. No, instead you spend all your time camming, all your time falling in love with some New York broad. You wine her, you dine her. Sway her heart with some twinkly rock.

Then you get sick and come HERE 'cos you know you'll have 50 women all offering to come over and make it better for you?? What do I look like? A fucking nurse??

Seriously, Hobbit Boy... where the hell have you been, and how the fuck are you? Oh, and well done on the ol' rock on the finger thing. She looks happy. Hell, she looks more than happy. She looks like she's in love. Poor dear. She'll find out the truth eventually. You'll not be able to keep those sheep out of your bed for long...

Hope that cold is dead and buried before you are, sweetie!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

bardicman 51M

4/26/2006 1:24 am

Helga... I think he pulled the wool over her eyes

BULGE!!! Welcome home again.

Sorry you are sick. Get over it and quit yer whining

I am not dead yet

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
4/26/2006 2:02 am

Don't worry Helga.
This is NZ where the sheep are well trained. They know how to keep a secret.

rm_LilBlondeNZ 41F
1028 posts
4/26/2006 3:30 am


Here I come back after being in NZ and blog all about how I'm madly in love with Bulge and am so happy blah blah blech and all you talk about is killing (another) therapist and having a cold.

So glad I inspire you, love...

HH- I know! "Mr. March" will have like dozens of women thinking "Awww poor baby, lemme make you soup!"

It's tough dating a celebrity... *sigh*

Hehehe bard.. Wool over my eyes? Ooooh I thought they were itchy from allergies but now I'm thinking twice. But hell, if I'm blindfolded, then I don't want to see!

Now let's talk about how I'm going to cure your cold baby *wink*



aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
4/26/2006 10:52 am

I've wondered where the hell you've been.

MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
4/26/2006 4:11 pm


The guy rolls back the rock, and crawls outta the cave (Or is that crawls out from under a rock looking for a furry cave..? ), and, after such a miraculous resurrection, starts snivelling about a wee virus?!!


Definite wanker...

Seriously, I'm delighted to see, on this rare foray into Blogsville, that you've pulled off yet another climb from the cairn. One more, and it'll be a Hat-Trick!

Yay team!

re the therapist: There, ya pissed, and save out a bottle of cheap, red wine.

It makes for a fine marinade; softening even the toughest, oldest, Jungian meat...

Now, if I could just erase the image of you cradling that mucous-filled adoptee to your bosum... that seared itself onto my mind's eye...



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



fantasia_shares 48M/44F
4164 posts
4/26/2006 10:14 pm

FFS Bulgy! I thought there was a computer glitch when my list said u wrote a blog!

Nice ring you got the gal. Poor thing. She's been duped.

Clearly you are a whiney little baby sniveling about an itty bitty virus. Can't imagine what she's in for when you break a nail!

You know we've had 3 of those things in my house this month...including 2 separate stomach flu bugs within one week.

FFS! Blog sometime, will ya?

LMAO...no, really, nice of you to show up and blog for once!


You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
4/27/2006 3:14 am

Wait, are you nursing it with Trav's McManboobies? It should grow fast that way ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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