Not a Porn Star  

budandsissie 46M/46F
28 posts
8/15/2006 9:59 pm

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8/16/2006 10:40 pm

Not a Porn Star

Dear Bud and Sissie, I am a 41 1/2 year old female virgin, well, kind of, I am in this cyber relationship with a very experienced man, and I have been talking to him as if I have lots of sexual experience as well, but all I'm doing is reading posts on ________blog and saying all about how I like anal and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I have told him that I don't want to have sex with him until we are married ( we've not met but have our nuptials planned for a Christmas wedding) Should I tell him now that I lied, or do you think maybe I should get someone to give me sex lessons for these last few months before the wedding.

Signed,
Never Been Banged In Idaho


Dear NBBII, (that's a long one)

My advice to you (after extensive consultation with my Brother-in-Law down at his Transmission Shop), is to find as many stiff dicks as you can before your nuptials.
It is my opinion that men do not like virgins, as they sometimes bite when giving oral. Also, many men do not want to have anything to do with a woman who hasn't had at least 14-17 partners.
We want experience, and I might add, when you are out looking for men to help you with this monumental problem, ask them to be as kinky as they can be. Remember, this is going to be the last strange dick you will ever have before you get married, and his only pussy after. Men like their wives to be as kinky as a porn star.

I think you need to get busy right now!
You only have 4 months to become a porn star.

bud



budandsissie 46M/46F
37 posts
8/16/2006 10:40 pm

Ya know, that right there might be the reason your Widget is all Dusty Darlin!!! Watchin is not what you need, a little more active participation, however,if voyeurism is your thing, then maybe we could get a couple of those little hidden cams and you could tune in to her bedroom and have yourself one hell of a night!! Either way, I'm sure glad you stopped by to talk to us! I'm hoping you will let us use you as an outsource expert for some of this crazy, crazy, mail we've been receiving!! kisses!! Sissie


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