Again this is too good not to share and I hope all you women that read this have a sense of humour.  

brute472 75M
1871 posts
8/17/2006 10:57 pm

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8/19/2006 8:04 pm

Again this is too good not to share and I hope all you women that read this have a sense of humour.

Well as it is about marriage I thought a wedding bouquet woukd be nice.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry





After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud





I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous



"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman



"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran



"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle





Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!


brute472 75M
3480 posts
8/19/2006 7:56 pm

Reply to Nic - Glad to make you giggle after letting you down with the bad language bit.
Love ya Dad.

Hi Vixen thanks for taking the time to post and I really did think I would get some flack from women.


VTLakesideVixen 61F
458 posts
8/19/2006 11:22 am

Now did you really have to be courageous to post this? Feeling a bit cheeky were you? I thought this was hilarious! This is exactly what we need to brighten things up around here!

Very nice post at just the right time!

Hugs,

Vixen~~!


twirly_girl 48F

8/19/2006 10:17 am


These really gave me a giggle.
Thanks for posting them!


-Nikki


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