mmmmm, and the ART of  

brad09227 49M
45 posts
10/18/2005 10:42 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

mmmmm, and the ART of


Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful hing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it
makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the
littlest dick on the planet, but if you give eat pussy right, you will be appreciated as a abulous lover.
Yes, it's that important.
Besides, lots of women expect it these days - you might as well know what your doing.

First off, WE seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's pĆ¼ssy. WE can't wait to get our dick into one and we are often reluctant to put our face "down there".

For every guy who says he loves to eat pussy, there's another one who's squeamish.
Women know this, and it affects their ability to lay back and enjoy the experience. There is nothing more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious. Don't be
coy; tell her.

When WE-you finger a lady and then smells, licks, sucks the juice off his finger and sighs as if in heaven, she knows this is her lucky
day.

POSITIONS

If the woman you are with is somewhat hesitant about your going down on her, start off with her lying on her back, perhaps half-sitting.

Lay down between her legs, with her legs over your shoulders. She may enjoy laying or sitting at the edge of the bed with you kneeling.
She can also straddle your face, but be prepared to get very wet. There are endless varieties of positions where you can press your face up
to her cunt, some of which strike me as more acrobatic than erotic, but feel free to experiment.

And then there's 69...

69 is one of my favorite positions. On the plus side, you both get to enjoy the sublime sensations of getting head, simultaneously.

I enjoy on top, but for many women this is a sure choking position. If a woman can, or
wants to try, to deep-throat you, this is THE position. When her head is thrust back you can really slide your cock all the way down her
throat. But don't forget what you're supposed
to be doing!

THE TONGUE

Try lapping her pussy from vaginal entrance up to her clit, leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed. This is a good way to start your
tonguing. Run your tongue between the inner and outer labia on one side, while holding the two together with your lips. Good job, now do the other side.

Fuck her pussy with your tongue - in and out, around and around, etc.

Spread her outer lips with your hand. Then, with your tongue pointed and stiff, gently flick here and there. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clit. This drives some women wild, and others can't take it. Some may prefer that you always leave your tongue soft, so when you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstacy or pain.

The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e. she's no longer coherent).

These are very intense actions which may be "too much" for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

With her clit still exposed, give it a quick little suck - pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking
a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like torturing her (see PUTTING IT ALL
TOGETHER below).

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently (at first, anyway) suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it.
This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

Another choice technique involves rolling your tongue into a tube. If you can't do this with your tongue, you can't learn it - it's
genetic. For those who can, this works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around the shaft of her
clitoris. Slide it up and down; in effect, your tongue makes a tiny pussy for her clit to fuck. This also is likely to bring her over the edge.

UberMunchkin 45F

11/17/2005 6:10 pm

well now you've done it... i'm horny. and you live half way across the world. dammit.


rm_lickmepretty 52F
851 posts
11/18/2005 11:43 pm

Hi, welcome to blog!

Are you aware there is a new group created for bloggers and their readership to meet and frolic in the chat room? (A place for serious discussion as well)

A group where interesting blog posts will be “spot-lighted” along with the links of how to get there. A place where new kids on the block can actually get seen as well as the predominant “hierarchy”.

A place where ideas can flow--from suggested blog topics, to writing "critiques", to directions on how to better use the elements of color, photos, and font style/size to make your blog more eye appealing; as well as instructions on how to better use linking to other posts.

Being that this is an adult site, we will also have a group post running where writers and their followers can indicate where they're from so maybe you might actually be able to meet some folk "local" to you.

Flirtatious banter is encouraged--crude obscene assaults will not be tolerated and are subject to deletion.

So...Stop in and have a little fun over your cup o' joe!

Here is a link to the group Blog Cafe, look forward to meeting you there!


brad09227 49M

11/22/2005 9:51 pm

Ubermunchkin,

that is a shame!!!!!!


Become a member to create a blog