WHAT IS IT ABOUT (your choice in sex partners)THAT YOU JUST DON  

blue_1959 59M
39 posts
12/9/2005 9:01 pm

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WHAT IS IT ABOUT (your choice in sex partners)THAT YOU JUST DON


Why is it MY responsibility to make sure the toilet seat is down before YOU sit on it?

If I'm on top doing all the work, and you're just laying there, is it really my fault if you don't come?

Why is it a woman will perform oral after anal, but popping that monster zit I can't reach is just too gross?.

(Re-edit note: I new this last one would get all the attention I took it from a conversation between some married "friends" in a hot tub. Keep a sense of humor please-twisted is best.)

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
12/9/2005 9:31 pm

Ummmm....EW! First of all, there is no way in hell you're putting that thing anywhere even remotely close to my face if you've been banging at the back door. Secondly, it's just wrong to even ask someone else to "get" your zit, unless you're paying an esthetician for a facial or a back facial. Ew.



LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
12/9/2005 9:36 pm

Sorry, got sidetracked.

The biggest thing that I don't understand about men is why they feel that women have fallen in love with them after a roll in the hay just because they may call or email and thank them for an enjoyable evening. Jeez, that irks the hell out of me. It's called "COMMUNICATION". Some men really need to get over themselves.


blue_1959 59M
71 posts
12/10/2005 2:27 pm

First of all, my examples were just a small part of my very twisted humor. The toilet seat one is my only real issue, and I don't take it seriously. The other two I felt required no response and were somewhat self explanatory. Yet I knew that the last one would get the most attention, probably scared some bloggers off. It came from a conversation between a couple (of friends) in a hot tub. It reminded me of Judd Nelson's line in "The Breakfast Club" about sushi "You'll eat that, but you won't take a guys tongue in your mouth?" I'm sorry, but I found it hilarious, not serious, and I hope you do too. Maybe I should delete or reword it.
Anyhow, I think the answer to your question revolves around the age old preconceived notion that all guys want just sex and all gals a serious relationship. And I'm sure we've all had a nighter we couldn't shake. But I agree, a little common courtesy people. And if there's someone else that you're afraid will find out, I'm sorry, but personally I feel that either the two of you have an open relationship, or you don't. There is no one person open relationship.
And if it was a quicky, it's still something you'll probably remember for the rest of your life. Say thanks somehow. Tell them that's all you wanted if you feel that's necessary, but if you can sleep with someone, you should be able to talk to them.
Damn, if only other people would write as much in these responses as I do!

P.S.-I'd like to thank LUSTGODDESS for finally adding some beauty and sexiness to my most humble blog.

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