SEXUAL OPPURTUNITIES...WHY ALWAYS WHEN YOU CAN'T?  

blue_1959 58M
39 posts
3/4/2006 4:50 pm

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6/17/2006 1:21 am

SEXUAL OPPURTUNITIES...WHY ALWAYS WHEN YOU CAN'T?


All guys know that when we are married or otherwise attached, we always do better with women.
I always assumed (and still do) that the reason being, is that men on the prowl are too obvious. We are so macho, phony, etc.. the testosterone scent is too much for most women.
When attached, we are ourselves, not the obnoxious drunks with the dumb lines. (Personally, the only difference is that I lack the dumb lines, but apparently, I'm a cute obnoxious drunk.)
So I'm single, on the prowl again, getting responses on line and off...but why?
BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS STAYING WITH ME!!!
Why can't we ever get lucky...when we can get lucky?
Taking someone home to meet my kids is one thing, but the kids and the ex-wife? They'll expect me to see if she wants to join in or something. And maybe they'd want that, not that I'd have a problem with it,...but whose going to watch the kids?


A no-good lazy slob, tells his wife "Honey, you need to go out and make some money. You're nothing but a two-bit whore anyway."
So off she goes, out the door. Several hours later she comes back and the no-good demands to see how much she made.
"Forty dollars and twenty five cents?...Who the hell gave you twenty five cents?"
"Why honey you said it yourself. They all did."

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/4/2006 5:07 pm

oooooooooooooo

Purry {=}

Purry


readyourlips 55M
3 posts
3/4/2006 11:20 pm

Funny how life works like that huh?
I have met a most wonderful lady and am no longer looking for any extracurricular activities and now opportunities are abounding.
My meals are most satisfying but I still enjoy reading the menu. LOL


blue_1959 58M
71 posts
3/5/2006 3:38 am

GvsE-the same can be said about your photo!
Purry-lovely lady you always show up and say so much w/o little!
Read your lips-semi sympathy, enjoy that menu!

And as if that wasn't enough, I've gottne more responses, in less tie to this recently dead blog...now that I don't have the time!...Go figure![/blue]


freetobemeonli 54F

3/20/2006 3:56 pm

Well hun if you need me to watch the kids I will be happy to do that for you. I am sure I will beable to find something for us to do. Just let me know how long you need. lol


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