penis tax  

blgbadvv0lf 50M
14 posts
5/25/2006 6:54 am

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5/26/2006 3:38 am

penis tax


The only thing I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.
20% of the time it's pissed off,
30% of the time it's hard up,
10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2007, Penises will be taxed according to size!!

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information with page 2, section 7, line 3, of the standard 1040p form.

10 to 12 inches* Luxury Tax $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $ 30.00
6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $ 15.00
2 to 4 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00

PLEASE NOTE: under 2 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION
Males exceeding 2 inches must file Capital Gain.

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service
Nicole Cheeks

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
5/25/2006 5:24 pm

LMAO!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


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