Virginia - The Legend of Knobby Dicky  

blastngoff 54M
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8/19/2006 1:59 am

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8/19/2006 2:04 am

Virginia - The Legend of Knobby Dicky

I guess that you can tell what movie I saw last night. Not sure if driving a SUV would qualify me for NASCAR, I probably have the knobby dicky part down fairly well. And I do drive the D.C. beltway almost everyday, so maybe NASCAR isn't too far off the mark. I wish that I could be a legend for some other quality, but nothing else has really risen to the top. Got tired of reading profiles so thought it would be good to take a break. I've become almost immune to the reading of all of the hot, willing, sexy, waiting, fit, fun, and wet advertisements. There just aren't too many diversions that you can find at 4:30am and while staring at the t.v. could be one, it just isn't doing it for me. I can attest to the fact that they do actually broadcast stories on the plight of the salmon population in the Great Lakes at this time of the morning. My life has indeed hit a new low. While the news is informative, it is repetitive and depressing after a while. You do have infomercials but even those are about the same. I will admit that I have been stupid enough or bored enough to actually order a few of the things that they peddle and almost 100 percent have been a disappointment and never work like they do on t.v. Except those pills which promise to grow my member into a massive elephant-like trunk. I do have to admit that I have witnessed massive gains and huge growth at the rapid almost overnight rate as promised. I am not sure what to compare it to though. Kind of like the kid's story of Jack and the Beanstalk where the kid trades the cow for the magic beans, plants them and then the next morning has this huge vine reaching up into the clouds. That's me..try climbing up that huge stalk baby. Well, o.k. they didn't quite work like that and to be honest the only massive growth that I have noticed thus far has been the hair on my back and in my nose, but if I let it go long enough, I figure that I can always braid it into a long vine of some sort. Now that is hot and sexy..gotta get that added that to my profile. Think that I must go to the gym this morning and being a perv watch the MILFS work out. Seems a shame to pay all of that money every month and let my card collect dust. I am sure that they will notice my sudden, massive growth.


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