Sex Academy Failure  

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7/10/2006 1:59 am

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Sex Academy Failure


I just noticed on my home page an interesting link called Sex Academy Workshop. So I just had to investigate further. Of course there is an extra charge attached to trying to further your education at 10 bucks a class, so I am going to have to go out and see if I can get another Pell grant or take out a student loan. Then there is the worry of the entrance exam and being able to meet the minimum requirements to get in. The SAT and GRE were tough, but probably nothing compared to what the Sex Academy has to offer. There are always a few hurdles to overcome if you want to achieve success in life, so I am sure that these will be worth overcoming. Then there is chosing an area of concentration. I was going to go for the Doctorate in Beating Off, but that's not offered and in reality, I probably already have an honorary degree in that field. So now I am leaning towards a certificate in Anal Studies. They have a workshop entitled "Beginning Butt Love" which sounds challenging. Why didn't they have this offering while I was attending the university? A failure on their part and just another reason why our American education system is on the brink of complete and utter failure. Now that is a class that I may have retained something from vice forgetting everything a year after graduation. The title is catchy and so romantic. I can't wait to tell a future mate that I have taken the course and plan on using this tactic as an ice-breaker. Nothing better than over an initial candlelit dinner or at a bar to start off the conversation with "took a class in butt fucking", I am sure that that will keep them at the table. If they don't run off right away, well then I guess that I am in. I am hoping that if I can get in the program that the professor will be good. With a title like that I suppose that it can't be a dry presentation. In fact, I should be able to glide right through the whole course of study. I am still a little fearful of the pop quizzes and the final exam, they can't be good. The other class I want to take is "Discover Kinky Sex Secrets". It just has a ring to it that draws me in. And the thought provoking or probing questions that are offered. "Why are many household materials unsuitable for bondage play?" You won't see that answered on CNN or on one of the mainstream media oulets. They just won't cover some of the really important issues facing us today. What would hurt spending a minute less covering what is going on in Iraq and instead focus on the use of household materials used in bondage. Could it be that some crap you have around the house just wasn't manufactured with the intent of being used during sex? Naw, couldn't be. Heck, with enough imagination I am sure that you could turn about anything into a weapon of choice. Maybe there should be warning labels on our common household materials that state "not intended for use during sexual bondage play." Hell, they warn you against use for almost every other possible scenario..add bondage in there someplace. Protect the consumer for once..where is the public outcry on this? I am willing to stand on the steps of the Capitol building with a protest sign. Nothing at all wrong with being tied down in the tub with the dryer cord while it is still plugged in, just put the timer on air fluff or some other delicate setting if you are a bit squimish. Licking Drano off from the body is not recommended? Give me a break. So that's it..if I can pass the entrance exam I am going to major in Anal Studies with a minor in Bondage. My parents will want to attend that graduation ceremony so they can beam with pride as I walk across the stage in leather ass chaps, whip in hand, and K-Y spread across my genitals. Yes, some things are priceless and worth a charge on Mastercard.

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