Male Shortcomings and Why We Sometimes Fail  

blastngoff 54M
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8/21/2006 3:45 pm

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8/22/2006 1:18 am

Male Shortcomings and Why We Sometimes Fail

Normally I wouldn't support male bashing, but I received these in an e-mail this morning and they are (unfortunately), fairly truthful. I am sure that these have been around the block a few times so pardon if you have already seen them.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


silverhawk762 52M/48F

8/21/2006 6:04 pm

LMFAO!!!!!

Okay, you've just made my night - feeling a little better!


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