Head On - Apply it Directly to the Forehead  

blastngoff 54M
55 posts
8/23/2006 1:14 pm

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Head On - Apply it Directly to the Forehead

It's just been one of those days where you just seem to attract stupid people all day long, that no matter where you turn you run smack dab into a village idiot (to include looking at my reflection in mirror this morning). Now I know that some would argue that all men fall, to differing degrees, into this category but that is probably another debate for a later time. I do try and be patient and tolerant, but it gets hard as the day wears on and these "barricades" keep popping up along your way. I swear it comes in cycles, sometimes you can go a whole day and not have to deal with a single one and then there are others when you would swear that you had somehow been teleported to another world that is ruled by Bozo the Supreme Leader. After about the fourth incident I was thinking that I wish they made some kind of anti-idiot pill, but then the true idiots are probably so stupid that they don't even realize how ignorant that they are and wouldn't get the pill anyway. So while standing in the bank line waiting a very long time on one of the species, who was having trouble with some kind of international fund transfer or something, I decided it would be nice if they made an idiot stick. Some kind of tube of stuff that would end the pain (theirs and especially, mine)..kind of like the Head On crap that they are constantly advertising on t.v. I could just walk up, whip out my tube of Idiot-Off, and apply it directly to their forehead and all would be semi-normal once more. They would probably be much happier and so would I, so it is a win-win for everyone type of situation. I would be wiling to pay a few bucks for a tube, so I am dreaming that the next time I hear that irritating commercial on t.v. it is for Idiot-Off. So with all of that frustration almost behind me, here is a cute joke for the day.


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your daughter's math teacher."

2daycowboywanted 46F

8/23/2006 1:34 pm

Thanks for the giggles - they were needed!

Until later

Alannc4900 61M

8/23/2006 1:37 pm

LMAO ... that would be something I'd do ...

TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
8/23/2006 3:55 pm

LMAO! Thanks for the great joke! Now if only the "idiot-off" would become a reality!

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