This is what i found on a drink cooler!!  

bisexualprincess 40F
14 posts
9/25/2005 4:47 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

This is what i found on a drink cooler!!

Used To be schizophrenic but we're ok now.

Why do they sterilize the needles for leathal

A day without sunshine is like night.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

If you drink Don't park-accidents cause people.

Why is the abbreviation so long?

If we are what we eat,i'm Cheap,Fast,and Easy.

If it's Tourist season why can't we shoot them?


When you choke a smurf,what colour does it turn?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Been to America?-so why are there braille signs

on drive-through ATM'S?

If a cow laughed,would milk come out of her nose?

In Dog years i'm dead!

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast
plate open!

Dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
doesn't die.

God made pot Man Made Beer


redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
9/25/2005 5:55 am

The best way to a man's heart is through the sternum! Trust no one! Choking the smurf sounds like spanking the monkey or flogging the dolphin! They sterilize the needles for lethal injections because Doctors have procedures and are real stciklers about them; or in case the lethal part does not work, they don't want to get sued for malpractice for giving an infection?

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