Get Yer Pimp Here!  

bipolybabe 56F
10715 posts
8/20/2006 12:11 am

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8/28/2006 9:48 pm

Get Yer Pimp Here!


It's time to pimp some blogs.

As the daughter of journalists, I knows that:

1) Names make news. People like to read about themselves.

2) "Above the fold" for one's "byline" is key. In this case, having one's "handle" listed in the Top 10 Blogs on this friendly site means more people see it.

The "True Confessions" ratings are slipping because the BiPolyBabe is a self-involved, egomaniacal narcissist who writes wordy shit about herself and isn't even getting fucked currently (except fucked over). Her life is fun, and her ratings higher when she scores hot sex. Well, fuck off if that's what you're looking for. Even BiPolyBabes have off weeks.

Anyway, I am announcing a new COMMENT CALL GIRL promotion (Comment Call Girl or Comment Trollop are the terms preferred by us working girls in the comment business, the world's third oldest profession) in a pathetic attempt to salvage my ratings, an effort which is doomed to failure, sure to backfire and totally humiliate me proving what a I am that I admit to caring about The List.

If one is not on The List, one can pretend it doesn't matter as all the top blogs are crap anyway. If one is on The List, one can pretend it doesn't matter, because it doesn't. If one is falling off The List and hasn't gracefully announced that one is leaving Blogville, one is a LOSER. That last category would be me. It really bugs me that dustywidget dustywidget has passed me when everybody knows he's a fembot with machine gun jumblies.

However, I am an incredibly resilient loser and willing to wench out my blog for few lousy comments and to give a rude gesture to magahee77 magahee77 as I pass him with his pants down.

So, if you have not been pimped here before, please feel free to tell me how wonderful you think I am and why I should pimp your blog, and I will do it in the next two weeks. 'Cuz that's just the kind of opportunistic blogger I am. Let me repeat this in big letters for those of you with short attention spans:

1) Leave a comment if I have not written about your blog before.
2) Tell me why I'm so damned wonderful and/or how much you desire to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost),
3) Tell me why YOUR BLOG is wonderful or how much you'd like to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost)


AND I WILL:



PIMP YOUR BLOG

in the next two weeks. And dedicate my next orgasm to you or to World Peace. Your choice.


Hurry! This offer subject to availability and sales tax in DE, FL, OH, MT, WA and CA.

(c) 2006 AskAphrodite aka BiPolyBabe


BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!



toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
8/20/2006 1:16 am

1. i am leaving you a comment.
2. you are wonderful because you are so open about everything. you are a beautiful woman and yes, i want to fuck you.
3. my blog is by no means wonderful. but i've never posted a negative piece. never banned anyone. never deleted a comment. answered every single comment left for me individually. and again. i want to fuck you.
will you dedicate your next orgasm to me?


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 9:32 am:
"Yes, yes, yes," she sighed.

"More, more, more," she screamed.

BPB

rm_dosrev 40M
1991 posts
8/20/2006 3:12 am

Ok I'll play along!

1. Hey baby, ever had your asshole eaten out by a fat man in an overcoat?

2. You seem to be a wonderfully up beat woman, one who despite bad things going on, can try to look at the positive side of it. Its the reason you are one of my watched blogs. As for fucking, well, I'd really need to get to know you in person a bit better first.

3. My blog is wonderful and I'll tell you why. While ◄--Dosrev's Palaver--► may at first seem somewhat random and chaotic, upon closer inspection you find the complete opposite to be true. My blogs contain the very cohesive thread of my distinct personality on them. Without pomp, or guile I post true emotions and feelings and thoughts, and maybe most importantly, I do so in smaller bite sized chunks. Keeping the posts to a easily readable level.



<3
-Dosrev

"Enough of this palaver, lets get the show on the road!"
"The best thing about a day like that is that it can't get any worse. It was a bad day AND a Monday. The rest of the week has to be better." - Hotandsteamygirl


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 9:41 am:
1. Umm...no, never. Can you tell me why I'd like it? This would be a good blog topic. Like, why the overcoat?

2. That's interesting. How much better would you need to know me, beyond knowing that I've got the place where sex happens for straight men? Another blog topic.

3. You're right. Small chunks are much more easily digestible. I, however, prefer to force feed rivers of words like a Jewish mother. "Here. Eat. Eat. You're much too thin! How about some more words?"

BPB

Greekgirl4u06 40F

8/20/2006 8:02 am

girl you are kick ass! the fact you are even on the list of popular blogs, or even the fact you were on the list (if by some slim chance you fall off) is pretty damn good, considering the millions of bloggers out there.......i love reading your blogs becuz you are one funny, creative chick. my blogs suck with a capital stink, so dont waste time reading them, i just wanted to tell ya to keep up your own good work and quit beating yourself up.


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 9:22 am:
Oh, but self flagellation in public is so much fun. Why would I ever want to quit?!?

Thank you for your kind words. I visited your blog and beg to differ. Mine stinks worse than yours.

I quite enjoyed your bit on karaoke here: Singing in the rain

BPB

rm_babyboomer26 68M
898 posts
8/20/2006 8:45 am

I want to fuck you because you have nice breasts, a round butt and firm thighs. I will caress your belly when you gain 10 pounds drinking wine and eating calamari on vacation in Greece with me.

You should pimp my blog because it's so pretty. I can do fancy shit like this really neat box. And I have a very cool signature as well.


Boomer

And besides, I am the Florida state champion hula hooper. I like slinkys too.


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 9:13 am:
Your blog is pretty and your signature is cool, but I've decided I'm jealous about the accolades to The Rabid Chihuahua and am not sure I want to pimp it until your blog is ALL ABOUT ME.

Did I mention that I'm in the midst of a mid-life crisis when I need a ton of ego strokes to shore up my sagging identity (not to mention plastic surgery to shore up my drooping boobs)?

BPB

rm_imtheone42 75M
485 posts
8/20/2006 8:59 am

I`ve left a comment on your blog before but here`s another. I would love to fuck you because you are so damn Sexy.


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 9:06 am:
Thank you. Thank you. I feel my head and my yoni swelling.

BPB

PlaynAgain 55F

8/20/2006 9:08 am

I've commented before so I'm not qualified to pimp.

Just here for moral support

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 10:16 am:
Thanks for the moral support.

I'm sending hugs back to ya as you said:

[post 474346]

of some hugs.

BPB

PappiMoresGable 65M

8/20/2006 9:39 am

Hi BiPoly,
I have commented before regarding stalking an old love. I have your blog flagged so I can keep up with any new posts, and I love your articles regarding sex.

I do desire to fuck you. Why? Because you know what sex is and how to enjoy it. Your experiences show that you are a true woman of the flesh and sensuality. It would be more than a fuck, it would be the sensual pleasing of the mind and body. Also, to go where others have been before is a real turn on for me, that is one reason why I married a slut. (She was an escort for a few years and also knows what sensuality is and how to use her body and mind.)

My blog is about my past experiences, and all of my postings are true.
It just feels good to share. I hope to meet a female such as you some day soon.


Mr_sweetness 46M
2599 posts
8/20/2006 10:52 am

i will just leave you with a i posted on your pimps standing by

Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 12:30 pm:
Thank you.

How does one get to be as sweet as you?

Do you mainline sugar or something? Whenever I try that, I turn into a raving maniac!

But, you remain sweet. {=}

BPB

Rideandfun1000 61M

8/20/2006 11:53 am

1) I am doing that.

2) You are such a trip with your ability to laugh at yourself - that is damn sexy! And I'd like to fuck you cuz you're a hottie with a body!

3) And I'd like to fuck you cuz you're a hottie with a BRAIN!

4) And I'd like to fuck you cuz - *oops* you didn't ask for #4.. or #5... or... ( but I have more )

3) My blog is AWESOME (not wonderful) because... well.. just because it is me...

Ride


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 12:31 pm:
Thank you. Thank you.

It is so lovely that, in this world, one only has to ask for what one needs. Do you hear the sound of hot air as my inflated brain rises waaay up into the ether?

Is there actually ether up there? If so, sniffing some would be lovely.

BPB

meerkittykat 43F

8/20/2006 12:40 pm

Geeze...you are blogging faster than I can keep up with you.

Now, I fell off the list and am not leaving. Does that make me a loser????? I cared about the list too, but I just didn't want to take the work that it needs to stay up there; there's only so many hours in the day.

So I am commenting, but I'll do no good to you because I comment here fairly regularly and am not one of those precious "unique commenters" that determines the ranking on that list. Plus, you've already pimped me (back in the SexyKitty days) so I'm not even doing it for that reason. I'm just doing it cos this post made me laugh.

Wonderful,yes..and honest and open even better.
Fuckable...definitely, someone who views sex as fun and adventuresome rather than obligatory and expected.
My blog's ok. I go from deep and insightful to petty and trivial in seconds. Actually, the sign of a disassociated mind. But at least I'm funny and good in bed.

I hope you can at least stay ahead of the Alien Ambassador. Your stuff is original and no one else is doing it.


bipolybabe replies on 8/20/2006 12:52 pm:
You would only be a loser if you cared and were willing to spend every minute of every day monitoring your blog.

That person would be me!

And thank you for your kind words. I enjoy the blog of a dissociated mind.

BPB

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/20/2006 1:14 pm

1)Leaving a comment...You Rock, BPB!
2)You write informative blogs and I've learned alot from you. I might fuck ya, never been with a woman before, but I might consider it for you.
3)My blog is wonderful because I don't feel pressured to write one except when I want to. Of course, I want people to read it and many do. If more come then that's great. If not, that's ok too. The people who stop by now have all been so nice and warm and leave great comments.
If you decide to dedicate an orgasm, mine can go for world peace or equal funding for education for ALL kids.

õ KRITTER õ


IamWetFire 53F

8/20/2006 1:27 pm

1) Leaving you a comment because I truly believe you are the Goddess of All Good and True Sexual Wisdom.

2) Well, as the Goddess of All Good and True Sexual Wisdom, your my repository (I said repository, y'all, NOT suppository), and while I'm blatantly and unrepentantly hetero, you're mind is so sharp, I may need to reevaluate my convictions.

3) Well, I don't know how wonderful it is, but there's never a dull moment. I'm always slinging around words, shaming myself with my lousy French, and mostly spouting pedantic BS. . .hence the recent name change from Big Boobs and Brains, Too, to The Pedantic Bohemian. I'm completely aware of how ridiculous I am, and flaunt that to my full advantage! And as for the latter--your innate fuckability--I'm still reevaluating my hetero orientation.

Oh. . .and it's probably too much to ask, but. . .could you dedicate your next orgasm to the ressurection of the Star Trek franchise? Much appreciated!

Fire. . .(Pepe Le Fue?)


spacecadet561 61M

8/20/2006 2:10 pm

If you'll have me, I'll have you (just have to keep it from the so-called "better half"). There's also the problem of 1270 miles between us.

My blog is nothing to brag on, but does occasionally get a thoughtful and/or humorous comment.

SpaceCadetù


piercednshavedmn 53M
4579 posts
8/20/2006 2:58 pm

BPB,

You are a witty, funny, and intelligent. Three things I find very sexy in a woman. Add to that you are very attractive, That makes you the total package....

.... as for my intentions for you a gentlemen does not say in public .

XXXIX
MJ

I have just started a blog. Like me it is a work in progress.


lookingforfun54 61M
86 posts
8/20/2006 3:04 pm

I just started about a month ago at this site and about a week or so ago reading the blogs. Your blog caught my eye and I have listed as one to keep an eye on. I don't want to miss anything.

Would I fuck you? Give the word and I would be there. I travel all over now a days anyway so I am just waiting for the invitation. From the picture, you are most definitely a gorgeous woman. From your blog, I can tell that you are very smart woman. Believing your blogs, you are a very sexual woman. Would I fuck you? Give me a chance..


Scott_in_Tulsa 46M
1328 posts
8/20/2006 4:03 pm

1) Leave a comment if I have not written about your blog before.

Here it is...

2) Tell me why I'm so damned wonderful and/or how much you desire to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost),

You're wonderful because you are offering advertising in exchange for sex. Therefore i am offering as much sex is necessary to get my blog to the top of your pimp list.

3) Tell me why YOUR BLOG is wonderful or how much you'd like to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost)

My blog is wonderful because it's mine. It might still be a good blog if it was someone else's, but being that it's mine makes it extra special to me.

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


Balibabe19 43F

8/20/2006 4:43 pm

*sneaks in and gives BPB a quick peck on the cheek!!*


JudeL5 47M  
1596 posts
8/20/2006 5:25 pm

Comment, comment, comment! cause I love to leave comments

...and I want to fuck you because I love your smile and there is nothing that gets be going more than a smile on a women's face

...and I want to fuck you because you look like a helluva lota fun and fucking should be FUN and uninhibited...


bipolybabe replies on 8/27/2006 7:23 pm:
I liked your blog about getting to 40.

I'd be happy to send people to read but you're not blogging regularly.

Hope you understand about not plugging your blog. I would fuck you in a heartbeat, though, 'cuz you're cute, self-aware adn funny.

BPB

Hydragenias 57F

8/20/2006 7:50 pm

1) Leave a comment if I have not written about your blog before.

Ok, here's my comment because, though you have visited my blog before and have even left comments, you have yet to write about my blog

2) Tell me why I'm so damned wonderful and/or how much you desire to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost)

You are absolutely wonderful Wonderful WONDERFUL! Actually you do seem like you would be a real fun person to know in real life. And you are very knowledgable about our most important topic!

3) Tell me why YOUR BLOG is wonderful or how much you'd like to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost)

My blog is wonderful because I write all kinds of stuff, it has absolutely no theme or style, it's as scattered as my brain! OH and most importantly, my blog is ABOVE Magahee's on The List! something I never thought I would see happen!


Mr_sweetness 46M
2599 posts
8/20/2006 9:50 pm

Thank you so much for you kind and sweet comment...you should see the smile you have put on my face You have made me feel like a million bucks, i am glad you got to read my other comment on your other blog HUUUGGGSSSS and a sweet kiss and a sweet flower @>;-}-- for you...You are a rare gem the world is lucky to have a beautifull lady like you Peace, love and happiness

Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!


JustKitt 52F

8/20/2006 10:11 pm

I have to assume you haven't written about my blog before. I've only just started. I'm just a teeny little blogger!

Why are you wonderful? Cuz you read my blog, and commented... but not on the obvious "most recent" post, but on the one that pertained to you. Which means you really did read it. Which makes me hot for you. *pant pant*

Why is my blog wonderful? Well, you'd have to read it to find out! It's truth, and it's fiction, and no one knows which is which. It's real and it's complete crap. It's my life's work... since April-ish.

Gimme a thrill. If you get me some traffic, I'll be sure and get you laid. Wait, where do you live? I may have to retract that. How about some really good cybering??

~Kitt


LookandWink 64M

8/20/2006 11:39 pm

Hi there sexy lady! I love to visit your blog! You make me smile, laugh out loud, and very horney! You must know that everyone here wants to fuck you because you are so sensual, sexual, funny, and very smart!

My blog is ok at times, just not used very often.

You have an open invitation to my sandbox. The welcum light is always on for you. Stop in and wiggle you toes in my sand. Love you


rm_B_O_H_I_C_A 54M
342 posts
8/21/2006 12:45 am

While wandering around lost in "Blog-ville" I have stumbled over a veritable jewel. I laughed so hard I just had to comment.
Although I don't have a blog of my own, I do spend some time on other's and I have added you to my list of blogs I enjoy.
Would I want to "fuck" you? (mischievous grin) I think I'd rather spend a week ensconced in a room with you (where wouldn't matter as I wouldn't plan on stepping out) exploring, learning and (perhaps) teaching
Well, I'm off to explore the rest of your blog (and post comments indescriminitely!).


rm_CaTexansb 71M
32 posts
8/21/2006 3:54 pm

Wow,

I read your blog almost every day. It is so nice to have a sexy lady like yourself here in Santa Barbara. Too bad you don't do married guys. We can only fantasize about spending time with a hot sensual lady with your many talents.

You do look delicious and I hope you find some hot hot happiness.

Until then, wishing I was tasting you.

Larry


freebreeze_0 65M
40 posts
8/21/2006 9:27 pm

Yes I want to fuck you, but today when I looked at your updated profile, I said shit, hey I am only at 85%, but maybe the huge dick will help...(huge is a relative term)

I really resonate with a lot of your post. Maybe one of the reasons I usually go for your blog when I am looking. Hey all your current stats have you over 1000 viewing for your recent post. That is great, hey I am lucky to get 50 viewing on my precious blog... pimping is good, and I will appreciate it.

Hey bipolybabe, you rock...

-fb


JustACluelessGuy 57M

8/22/2006 1:09 pm

1) Leave a comment if I have not written about your blog before.

My blog holds the record for most lies per square inch. It's packed full em. Each day I get at least one email from someone who is offended by what I say.

2) Tell me why I'm so damned wonderful and/or how much you desire to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost),

You may not have started the day wonderful, but by now you are wonderful because of all the overachievers who fucked you before you got to this post. I hope you are also tired. I want to fuck you but I have a sexual disfuntion, that's why I type all day and don't fuck. But look, there's someone right below me who can't wait.

3) Tell me why YOUR BLOG is wonderful or how much you'd like to fuck me ('cuz my ego needs a boost)

O.K. I'm really getting into this now. I would like to fuck you so much. I can picture going down Cabrillo, seeing you by the lagoon, stopping and talking to you and thinking how much I walk to fuck you if only I could. Wait.. It's a miracle. I have my first erection in four years thinking about how much I want to fuck you. It's not big, but at least it's a start. That's how hot you are. We all want you!

World Peace Please


ProtonicMan 49M

8/22/2006 8:21 pm

What, you want ANOTHER comment from me? OK, here it is.

No pimping necessary. I've never aspired to be one of the popular people, anyway.

You are a happier BiPoly when you're getting it on a regular basis. Hope you get some soon!

(((BP))

TJ


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
8/23/2006 3:23 am

LOL! whenever i've been on the list -- yes, there was a time i was up and down it several times over -- i either flip out with the stress of it (trying to write the uber-post-of-posts day-after-day) and get aggressive with my readers, or something comes up in my life so i can't blog for a bit ... i used to care about the list, i used to watch my ratings, i have actually ceased to care ... try not to get too anxious about it, ok? i love your blog ... usually at least a few thought provoking, well-written posts to think on ... hell, i'm on a break, and i keep coming back here cos i can't resist your blog.



[blog freelove999]


bipolybabe replies on 8/23/2006 12:19 pm:
Thank you so much for dropping by. I've missed hearing from you.

And I'm trying to let go of my obsession with caring about The List and about blogging and just enjoy it for myself instead of caring so much about whether other people like me or not.

BPB

bipolybabe 56F

8/23/2006 11:17 pm

    Quoting toothysmile:
    1. i am leaving you a comment.
    2. you are wonderful because you are so open about everything. you are a beautiful woman and yes, i want to fuck you.
    3. my blog is by no means wonderful. but i've never posted a negative piece. never banned anyone. never deleted a comment. answered every single comment left for me individually. and again. i want to fuck you.
    will you dedicate your next orgasm to me?


Want to let you know, toothy, that I appreciate your shameless flattery. In fact, I live for it, but I don't plan to flog your blog again as I've already done it once.

However, alert me to something really funny and I'll send others your way. I could use a good laugh about now.

BPB

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


rm_imakemlaff 63M
595 posts
9/1/2006 8:38 am

1. I am leaving you a comment. You come off as a very intelligent woman. And you have a deep beauty! How much more attractive can you be?
2. You are wonderful Because of what I mentioned in #1. You are a beautiful intelligent woman and yes, I would for sure make love to you!
3. I'm new to blah blah blogging, but think I have some humorous stories to share with the world. What a great forum to have exposure all over the word! I would love to fuck you. Because again you are beautiful both inside and out. I have been with the same woman (And only the same woman) for over 27 years, and in all that time not one other woman has come along that I had that lust for, even though I have had permission to "play". She has allways been more than I wanted, or needed! I believe if we met in person, you would be that one! Personality and intellegence are the most powerful aphrodisiac -besides a nice set of tits and a great ass! And from what I can tell, You've got it all lady!
Not bad coming from a guy you don't even know. If you read a little of my blog maybe you would know me a little better. Or are our Blogs really showing who we are? They certainly show how we think.
Have a great day and a better tomorrow! keep up the good work!


ideafilter 38M

9/7/2006 1:39 am

Wait a second... just how much sales tax in CA, eh? Aww shucks, I'm sure it's worth it, let's do it and you can send me a bill later.

So why my blog? Well, don't pimp it if you don't like it. A pimp has got to be a fan of a pimp's own merchandise, right? Although I suppose the only way to know for sure is to take a test drive. Mmm...

It's a young blog, but I'm trying to pump some heart into it. It would be an honor to be in the employ of your royal pimpness.


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