What a day  

bikerjim1965 53M
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5/19/2006 7:44 am

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5/19/2006 12:53 pm

What a day

Well today went reasonably well but I have to share this joke with you all. I found it very topical and funny as hell.

A South African loses his leg in a gold mine acident.. "I'm fucked now" he said, "who'd want a one legged gold digger?"
"Me" said Paul McCartney

Heather's trying to claim half of Paul McCartneys fortune, but solicitors told her she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

I lay upon a grassy bank
my hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river
Poem by Paul McCartney

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