she wants me to kiss her what?  

bigladypleaser 64M
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1/3/2006 1:46 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

she wants me to kiss her what?


welcome back one and all......i'm sure you've been very worried about our hero, dragged unconscious from in front of the queen, without so much as a simple acknowledgment of his presence....a dark,somber riff swells up from the house organ (you'd think by now they'd have gotten a real band or at least paid the fee for something recorded!) we see our hero, hands bound behind his back, being pulled backward down a long, dark hallway...he is muttering to himself...perhaps if we listen closely (and they cool it with the cheezy organ music) we can hear what he is saying.....the camera zooms in slowly on our hero's face.....................



"oh yes, your highness...it's truly lovely!..the prettiest i've ever seen.........(a few incoherent sounds as he licks his lips)....yes, please yes!!!! i'd love to taste it!...oh, you'll enjoy the way my mustache tickles your thighs.......just wrap one leg behind my head and pull me tightly to you....

then as if being pulled by an unseen force, she draws away and he is moving toward a strange, dim light....our hero realizes he has been dreaming and is not still on his knees in front of the queen...he remembers falling and the briefest glimpse of her nakedness under the robe, then nothing!!! his eyes slowly open, taking in the view of the hallway receding behind him....he looks up and sees the shoulders of the two guards pulling him along....he then realizes his hands are bound behind his back.....(most men would be terrified at this predicament, but remember loyal fans, our hero is a mighty warrior, it's only in the presence of a woman he becomes a dolt!)

clearing his dry throat, he attempts to gain the guards attention......(hack...hack...cough, cough (damn non-union foley)...anyway, you get the idea...."uh, excuse me...where are you taking me?)"

"save your breath, fool...you've embarrassed Queenbeev2 and now you are to be punished!" (frightful chord from organ)

"oh really?...and if i were to escape the two of you, who'd be getting the punishment??...with a quick spin and roll that would make bruce lee jealous, our hero pulls away for the guards and leaps to his feet..a quick iron broom sweep sends one guard crashing into the door just in front of the threesome, followed by a roundhouse kick to the jaw of the second, sending him into a heap on the floor....he steps back and launches himself into a flying leap at the first guard, just as the door opens....the impact sends the guard flying through the door, nearly bowling over the lady in waiting who has just opened it...

smugly our hero saunters towards the open door, aglow with macho pride at having so easily dispatched the two when a lilting voice, like that of a songbird interrupts his revere..."WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" (well maybe not quite a songbird, and probably not lilting, but it was definitely feminine) he turns to see he is in the queens bed chambers and there, amid a host of hand servants, is the queen herself!!! his knees weaken and his throat tightens, but he is determined to make up for his first impression...

he walks toward the group of women (i hear you out there...if he's bad around one, what will a group of women do to him?)"your majesty, i meant not to disturb you, but these two men"...(of course, you're way ahead of me, aren't you)....he fails to notice the body of the guard and trips over him, once again falling flat on his face in front of the queen!!!!

"enough of this" she commands....she turns to one of the ladies in waiting (is that politically correct?...should it be person of the feminine gender in waiting? send all your comments on a 3 x 5 card and they will be ignored in the order in which they arrive) call another two guards and have them remove these two bodies and then you and the other persons of feminine gender in waiting (just doesn't, well, sing, does it?) are excused...leave us alone here"

"but your majesty, he was to be punished!...how can we leave you alone with this villain?"

"you let me worry about that, just clear out, all of you and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!!!!" to the new guards surprise, the ladies in waiting all hurry out, giggling and laughing to themselves...they have seen this before! they know what "punishment" awaits our hero kind readers....

the queen walks over to the prostrate body of our hero..."on your knees sir clumsy....your queen has need of your services"...
"yes, your highness, but my hands are still bound"...
"restrain your tongue till ordered otherwise. you won't need your hands just now, sir night. she steps up directly in front of him and reaches down, taking his chin in her hand.....
he looks up and realizes there is a hungry look in the queens eye. one you might see in the big cat house of the zoo just before feeding time..."i couldn't help but notice what a fine mustache you have and being a world class mustache rider, there can be only one duty you need perform for me right now"............

we fade out, as our hero's eyes widen, seeing dimly the queen pulling her robe back and moving closer to our hero's face....oh what a twist of fate for our hero...what will become of him now? will he survive the punishment chosen for him by Queenbeev2?.....tune again soon and see for yourselves..........

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